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Huuger’s

| August 31, 2012

Nothing much to report today. My 3G is back to not really working again, so the Exipede satellite guys can’t get here soon enough.

Visasat Launches New “Porn On Demand” Satellite

| August 30, 2012

As many of our single reader knows, I am stuck without real broadband options despite being right next to several major roads and FIOS is only a few blocks away but they won’t come any closer because last time they tried my neighbors shot at them because they think the internet is an attempt at […]

You can’t beat reality

| August 29, 2012

http://news.yahoo.com/hitler-clothing-store-stirs-anger-india-133743884.html

Egg Shell White

| August 27, 2012

I’ll be sanding my Camaro to take off the “egg shell white” texture. Since there’s a big lull in autocrossing for the next month and a half.

No Room for Old Men

| August 26, 2012

I’m sitting in front of the computer in the dark with an umbrella in my lap. The room smells like… well, my house, I guess. Ever notice how you get used to your own smell? Even if you smell like piss, after a while you get used to it. I guess, anyway. Here, let me […]

Runway

| August 26, 2012

Once again Baltimore acting nuts. Sitting on the runway. Should be taking off shortly. The positive when you fly Delta. To keep people happy. They love throwing drinks and snacks at you.

Bathrooms at Preseason football games still shitty

| August 26, 2012

As the start of a new football season is upon us. Many fans are finding the ” same old, same old” at stadiums. ” It looked like a shit fan was sprayed everywhere!” exclaimed Marty Witz. Outside the bathrooms at Ralph Wilson Stadium. ” We come to these games spending our hard earned money. The […]

Reasonable Thinking

| August 25, 2012

I have been in Manhattan. The last couple weeks and for some reason. When I head out to eat or whatever. People seem to be everywhere. It’s very small thinking. From the other places I’ve been and normally where I live. Nothing really stays open late. Besides bars, Wal-marts, and gas stations. Or you get […]

My Dog is a Nazi

| August 24, 2012

You know, I used to think that southerners were just like any other Americans. They talked a little funny, and didn’t have quite the same view of that whole “march to the sea” thing as I do, but my opinion of them was generally positive. But now, through the power of COUNTRY MUSIC, I realize […]

Dachshund Chips Ahoy

| August 23, 2012

Don’t you hate it when your movies arrive just before a night out? I suppose I could take them with me but I doubt Mrgrt’s girls would like to watch “Body Shop Basics Vol. 1-3”.