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Walnut Armchair

| February 28, 2014

It is the Finnish Retro Game Comparison blog!

Summer of Lung

| February 27, 2014

Don’t you hate it when your incense isn’t strong enough to drown out the weed stench on both ends of your doublewide? #firstworldproblems

Jeepers Seepers

| February 26, 2014

It snowed again today. Thank god! We were almost out!

Enjoy Release 3.8l

| February 25, 2014

Have you ever heard the Beach Boys played backwards? It’s very entertaining. Let’s do it now….

Spiced Curmudgéon

| February 24, 2014

Tomorrow I go to the Galleria to get head. It is the third time I’ve gotten head off of Craigslist! First, a set of ported 305 heads, then a set of munimula Corvette heads, and now ceramic coated Elderberrybrock head. ers.

Starlet Diner at the Fénix!

| February 23, 2014

Box! Box! Box! Box!

| February 22, 2014

Mules with Blunt Instruments

| February 21, 2014

I know! I’ll link to things other people wrote! That will make my site popular! A Danish Colecovision site!

Traded with Milk

| February 20, 2014

Bee’s porridge hot, bee’s porridge cold, yuck, who’d eat bee’s porridge? That was dumb. It is too early. I am going back to sleep while I drive.

Put ‘Er There, Pal

| February 19, 2014

No matter how much I shake this goddamn baby IT WON’T STOP CRYING!!!