The Aggressive Couch

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Try As I Might…

| March 31, 2011

I cannot resist linking to yet another article on Cracked. Gangstas vs Rednecks: Weirdly Similar Subcultures.

Bathroom tales

| March 30, 2011

Farts are still funny. No matter what age you are. Today, I had to hole my laughter in. When I was behind this guy heading to the bathroom. He couldn’t stop farting on his way there. It sounded like I was following a train. What made it funnier. Every time he would fart. He’d look […]

Act Naturally

| March 29, 2011

Once again I ask the question – does George Clooney really qualify as an actor? The guy is just as charming, affable, and interesting in real life as he is on screen.

Aggressive Sectional 6

| March 29, 2011

Can you guess what each of this week’s segments have in common? Why is Stipe mad at us? Double Team: UHF Smartphones Everyone Else is a… Naked Guys in Locker Rooms (Answer: Absolutely nothing)

Me Want

| March 28, 2011

My birthday is coming up in… another couple months. So if anybody wants to buy me a present….

I’m Sorry But I Make No Apologies

| March 27, 2011

First up, my band SCARLET DECLINE is playing some art show at Central Market on Friday. Come see Harry and myself live and in person. And, ladies, feel free to smooch us! We MIGHT have a new Couch next Monday, April 4. No guarantees and no returns. Couch is in ‘as-is’ condition. Buyer pays all […]

Great Cars, Them Dilemmas

| March 26, 2011

Most of my earthly possessions are now in the ministorage. Hopefully dragging the rest out this weekend. So now I really have to stop and think about my next move. Do I go ahead and fix up my house and build a garage here? Do I refinance first? Do I sell this house and buy […]

Things You Find While Cleaning

| March 24, 2011

I had forgotten how much I liked these guys: The Archers of Loaf. Shittiest live band I ever saw, though.

Pirates of the Underpants

| March 22, 2011

Hey! There’s another Pirates of the Caribbean movie! ‘The Search for the Fountain of More Sequels.’ Will you go watch it? I hope not, unless you have kids younger than 13 or so. So what do you think, is Pirates gonna be the next James Bond franchise?

Aggressive Sectional 5

| March 22, 2011

THE Aggressive Sectional! The AGGRESSIVE Sectional! The Aggressive SECTIONAL! THE AGGRESSIVE SECTIONAL! The first segment comes from Couch 22. Bleeding Heart Conservatives: Have you ever noticed that tea baggers and bleeding heart liberals sound the same? The only difference is the scapegoats. Next up is a really long segment from Couch 10 where we […]