The Aggressive Couch

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Does Anybody Read This?

| May 29, 2017

I can talk about my nefarious plans here and noone will read it! If MM is reading, tell me, and I’ll get new glasses right away. If not, I’ll get them in another few months anyway.

I Hate Little Yellow Dogs

| May 15, 2017

We had broccoli casserole today. I got the recipe from a gay chef on TV. I’m always a little hesitant to eat ‘broccoli’ from a gay dude anymore but it was really good!

Jack-Hammer

| May 4, 2017

Ever notice that water bottles are generally real flimsy? I think it’s because they don’t have to contain any pressure – no fizzy! Also, it’s not like the water will go bad or anything.