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No Take-Out Today!

| October 31, 2012

I had nothing to eat in the house. Sure, I could have made some spaghetti, but that would have involved washing dishes. The temptation to send myself for pizza was almost overwhelming. But no! Instead, I had a bowl of cereal and some chips! All this leading up to a very special announcement: Mr Green […]

Hunt for Red October

| October 30, 2012

I can’t believe how badly people raid the supermarket during shit like this. I had to drive to 12 different stores to buy my fix of Van Gogh’s Frozen Corn.

Pick ’em Up Truck

| October 29, 2012

Did you know tomorrow is international tailor day?

Do You Know How to Live?!?!!!

| October 28, 2012

Porch Manatees

| October 27, 2012

What with the coming holocaust, I decided to reminisce about old games. I was thinking to myself about how awesome that old Colecovision game Time Pilot was. How you moved in a 3d isometric way shooting things. But then I looked it up and Wikipedia and it turns out I was thinking of Zaxxon! And […]


| October 26, 2012

Remember when you could spend all day in Spencer’s novelty shop playing with all the awesome toys? Not to mention the great t-shirts and patches and stuff. And then one day, POW! You developed taste?

Time to get Sexxxy

| October 25, 2012

Somebody’s car was painted today. The big unmasking is tomorrow. Wait for rabies.

The Best of Bears

| October 24, 2012

Wow, the Ben Heck Show once a week! In November!

Tonight on PBS Kids!

| October 22, 2012

Is there a porno remake of this? I want penetration!


| October 21, 2012

Did you know that it is impossible, nay, slightly difficult to get the theme song to The Skunkberg Skunks out of your head after watching it? Why these marathons!