Piling On
Dave | April 30, 2013
It’s not racist! It’s just a picture of a raccoon and a skunk sharing cat food!
Dave | April 30, 2013
It’s not racist! It’s just a picture of a raccoon and a skunk sharing cat food!
Dave | April 29, 2013
Giving my right arm a break. Feels like Carpool Tunnel or a sprain or something. It’s deprived me of all my favorite hobbies – internet, jerking off, working on my car, strangling small animals, etc.
Dave | April 28, 2013
Is it any wonder that burning mouse heads isn’t as easy as it looks on TV? It’s true! And on a related note, “One Size Fits Most” is a blatant lie.
Dave | April 27, 2013
Sorry, I spent last night hangin’ with EMU Phillips.
Dave | April 26, 2013
Another night of binge drinking and wild sex parties with Emo Phillips. It makes me wonder: does he get royalties for this whole “emo” music thing? Fall Out Boy was unavailable for comment. Yesterday.
Dave | April 25, 2013
I’m off to clean the garage. Exciting!
Dave | April 24, 2013
Showing just how low things have gotten in Hollywood, Sony International Pictures has arranged for the early release of Gordon “Alf” Shumway, who was serving a life sentence for the brutal murder of Willie Tanner. “The way I see it, the guy deserves a break. And besides, with reality TV being such a hit, if […]
Dave | April 23, 2013
Look under the menu bar for ever increasing happiness! Also, up yours with a wire brush!
Dave | April 21, 2013
Whoah, did I toss a throne last night?