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Aggressive Couch 66: Get Yer Kix (on Route 60)

| March 31, 2019

The Couch is back! This week we tackle: Arizona – we’ve both spent some time working in Arizona. We reminisce! Conspiracy theories – who believes that crap? And what are some believable conspiracies? Oak Island – who cares Cars with touch screens I think I deleted the section about the vinyl couch so I can’t […]

Ersatz Aggressive Couch #65: The Suck

| February 27, 2019

We recorded an episode early this month but Dave had the “suck” knob turned all the way up on Norr’s mic. So we recorded a replacement! We covered many of the same topics and went way off the rails as usual. This month, we introduce our new sponsor, Uncle Savage’s House of Broken Videotapes! Get […]

Aggressive Couch 64: PLEASE!

| January 25, 2019

Welcome back to the Couch! After a 5 year absence, the Couch returns with more bad audio and obvious Skype problems. Clue on the Big Screen – the Couch visits the movie theater to see Clue Where have we been? We’ve been gone for 5 years, with good behaviour. What has changed? What’s going on? […]

Exclamation Mark

| January 11, 2019

Is there something happening?

Word Page

| June 8, 2018

I hate being sick.

Happy Scrum

| April 25, 2018

This site may soon have a purpose! Hold, on.

Peter Cottontale review

| March 22, 2018

Peter Cottontale is the latest lepusploitation film. Just another movie in the long line of crass, underdeveloped rabbit-tripe. The story revolves around underground cop Jake Rabbit on his quest to bring down the big bad, Peter Cottontale. Peter was running blow from Columbia or glow from Gambia. I couldn’t really tell with those thick rabbit […]

Star Trek XIV: Space Crickets Come Home

| March 2, 2018

This movie was an unmitigated disaster. Sure, turning Star Trek over to the people responsible for the Dennis the Menace comic strip seemed like a good idea – at first! Honestly, the scene where Spongebob gets assimilated by the Borg was the only good part.

Benji Does Dallas

| February 4, 2018

I did NOT watch this one – I am merely alerting you to its presence. According to Benjipedia, there was no actual bestiality in this movie, but I have to draw the line somewhere. Seriously, who would want to watch a movie about a dog humping people’s legs for money, no matter how tastefully it […]

The Passion of Benji

| February 2, 2018

The Passion of Benji is basically two hours of dog abuse. Good grief, this was difficult to watch. Even knowing that it wasn’t a real dog being whipped, I still had trouble watching this one. And I know they were trying to be authentic by having all the dogs speak in their native tongue, but […]