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| June 8, 2018

I hate being sick.

Happy Scrum

| April 25, 2018

This site may soon have a purpose! Hold, on.

Peter Cottontale review

| March 22, 2018

Peter Cottontale is the latest lepusploitation film. Just another movie in the long line of crass, underdeveloped rabbit-tripe. The story revolves around underground cop Jake Rabbit on his quest to bring down the big bad, Peter Cottontale. Peter was running blow from Columbia or glow from Gambia. I couldn’t really tell with those thick rabbit […]

Star Trek XIV: Space Crickets Come Home

| March 2, 2018

This movie was an unmitigated disaster. Sure, turning Star Trek over to the people responsible for the Dennis the Menace comic strip seemed like a good idea – at first! Honestly, the scene where Spongebob gets assimilated by the Borg was the only good part.

Benji Does Dallas

| February 4, 2018

I did NOT watch this one – I am merely alerting you to its presence. According to Benjipedia, there was no actual bestiality in this movie, but I have to draw the line somewhere. Seriously, who would want to watch a movie about a dog humping people’s legs for money, no matter how tastefully it […]

The Passion of Benji

| February 2, 2018

The Passion of Benji is basically two hours of dog abuse. Good grief, this was difficult to watch. Even knowing that it wasn’t a real dog being whipped, I still had trouble watching this one. And I know they were trying to be authentic by having all the dogs speak in their native tongue, but […]

Benji – Aqua Diver

| January 26, 2018

We watched the new Benji movie last night. It was awful! The whole dream sequence thing with the carp (not to mention the 87 gallons of rubbing alcohol) just makes me wince.

Star T-Rex

| January 18, 2018

I can’t seem to find any games I want to play on Steam.

Food Reviews

| January 9, 2018

Reviews of Food I Haven’t Eaten: Spotted Dick – I think it’s some kind of dessert. Duran Duran loves it. Sounds interesting! Toad in the Hole – Is this the sausage? Or is that Bubble and Squeak? A Plus Escargot – Snails. Probably pretty good if you can get past the ‘gross’ factor Borscht – […]

Video Bacon

| November 19, 2017

I guess ‘orange’ is the tolerance. Ah ha ha! Resistor humor!