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Hooray!

| August 31, 2013

The time is now, the place is here, and we all made it!     Get ready for your life to be changed!     This is my BIG TOP SECRET ANNOUNCEMENT!             You can add liquid Cherry flavored Kool-Aid to soda!!!!!!!                 […]

WE ARE ALMOST!!!!

| August 31, 2013

I will post my BIG BIG BIG BIG MONSTER TRUCK OF AN ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY at 4PM, 8 Central and Mountain! FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS KRAZY KRIST BE THERE!!!!

Something HUGE Is Coming!

| August 30, 2013

Remember, tomorrow at the strike of when I remember, is my potentially shocking, life-altering, destiny-making REVELATION. Don’t miss it! Unless I forget, or push it back a couple days. Stay tunes!

T Minus 2 Days…

| August 29, 2013

Tune in on SATURDAY, AUGUST 31st, 2013 for a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT that MAY POSSIBLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!!

Gotta Gotta Get the TWICKS

| August 28, 2013

Now to gracefully dump 15 cans of “Stop Leak” into Spike.

Save the Zzzay

| August 27, 2013

Once again, Matt Something-or-Other saves me from having to write one of my usual hilarious larger than life blog posts: The Smiths Pumpkin

Happy Krakatoa Day!

| August 26, 2013

Today is Krakatoa Day – do you have your coveralls?

Dis Little Beagle’s Got Da RUNS

| August 25, 2013

Spike runs! I drove to Leader Heights! Now I just need to shower and drive to Wal-Mart and buy a TV.

What Does One Wear To A Jug Band Concert

| August 23, 2013

Now That’s What I Call Sexual Harassment

| August 22, 2013

Don’t you hate when you get a big bonus and you waste it all by betting against the Harlem Globetrotters?