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2016: Meh

| December 31, 2016

Everybody is posting things about how 2016 was a festering shitpile of fuck, but I’ll take a different tack. Overall, this was a below average year. But so many great things happened to me that I can’t join in with the negativity. I bought a new house, which has been great so far. I’m a […]

Star Wars Memories

| December 28, 2016

I quit Star Wars after the first prequel. Did Jar-Jar and Queen Amilda get married?

Post Number 1883!

| December 25, 2016

In celebration of post 1883, I’ll share one of my memories from 1883! in 1883, oxygen was liquified for the first time. I remember it like it was yesterday.

Shit

| December 21, 2016

I wrote some new song lyrics today: Shit! Shit! I gotta shit, man! Shit! Shit! Shit! I gotta shit!

Hide the Sausage

| December 19, 2016

I can blow $200 on a beat up old guitar, but I don’t want to spend $300 on snow tires because I don’t like the garage near where I work anymore? Makes sense.

Thuddpuckers

| December 15, 2016

Today I made some sausage hamburgers. Half italian sausage, half hamburger. They were OK, I guess.

Crunch That Hunch

| December 8, 2016

I need to put gas in my Focus tomorrow.

MOWER COOKIES

| December 4, 2016

I got the snow blower yesterday. I’m ready for 12 white inches!

Sensational Salads

| December 3, 2016

Let’s see if I can remember some Xmas gifts! Before 1982: Zap Zap Race Track 1990: A black Synsonics Terminator guitar! Damnit, I should have kept notes.