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Posted By on June 8, 2018

I hate being sick.

Happy Scrum

Posted By on April 25, 2018

This site may soon have a purpose! Hold, on.

Peter Cottontale review

Posted By on March 22, 2018

Peter Cottontale is the latest lepusploitation film. Just another movie in the long line of crass, underdeveloped rabbit-tripe.

The story revolves around underground cop Jake Rabbit on his quest to bring down the big bad, Peter Cottontale. Peter was running blow from Columbia or glow from Gambia. I couldn’t really tell with those thick rabbit accents. The whole thing was another cookie-cutter movie following the Save the Rabbit style of hero’s journey, mixed with the ultra-violence and wild sex that the lepusploitation genre is known for. Throw in about 700 lame rabbit puns and you’re there.

Star Trek XIV: Space Crickets Come Home

Posted By on March 2, 2018

This movie was an unmitigated disaster. Sure, turning Star Trek over to the people responsible for the Dennis the Menace comic strip seemed like a good idea – at first! Honestly, the scene where Spongebob gets assimilated by the Borg was the only good part.

Benji – C.R.A.C.K. U.S.A.

Posted By on February 16, 2018

Now this is my idea of a Benji movie. Little-loved when it was released back in the 80’s, this film is non-stop action. Granted, it’s kind of in the ‘so bad it’s good’ camp. Total camp. And yes, the ‘idiot cop’ gets bitten in the nuts – twice! Once by Benji, and once by the bad “Mr. T” wanna-be. The best part is Benji crashing the cool flying car into the Eiffel Tower.  Too bad it was totally destroyed during filming. What you see today is just a replica. The French sure were pissed!

Benji Does Dallas

Posted By on February 4, 2018

I did NOT watch this one – I am merely alerting you to its presence. According to Benjipedia, there was no actual bestiality in this movie, but I have to draw the line somewhere. Seriously, who would want to watch a movie about a dog humping people’s legs for money, no matter how tastefully it was done?

The Passion of Benji

Posted By on February 2, 2018

The Passion of Benji is basically two hours of dog abuse. Good grief, this was difficult to watch. Even knowing that it wasn’t a real dog being whipped, I still had trouble watching this one.

And I know they were trying to be authentic by having all the dogs speak in their native tongue, but the subtitles were sometimes hard to read and went by too fast.

The whole bit where Benji dies and rises from the grave three days later is also off-putting. I know it was supposed to be inspirational, but it’s basically Zombie-dog.

Benji – Aqua Diver

Posted By on January 26, 2018

We watched the new Benji movie last night. It was awful! The whole dream sequence thing with the carp (not to mention the 87 gallons of rubbing alcohol) just makes me wince.

Star T-Rex

Posted By on January 18, 2018

I can’t seem to find any games I want to play on Steam.

Food Reviews

Posted By on January 9, 2018

Reviews of Food I Haven’t Eaten:

Spotted Dick – I think it’s some kind of dessert. Duran Duran loves it. Sounds interesting!

Toad in the Hole – Is this the sausage? Or is that Bubble and Squeak? A Plus

Escargot – Snails. Probably pretty good if you can get past the ‘gross’ factor

Borscht – Something to do with beets?

Khanom chin kaeng kiao wan kai – Something Asian. Probably hot. I can eat insanely hot foods but really, I prefer Mild or Medium

Hog Maw – The contents are supposed to be OK, but the stomach itself is rubbery