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Aggressive Couch 74: Time Baum

Posted By on May 11, 2020

Image shamelessly stolen from The Truth About Cars

The Seventies are BACK! And it’s all our doing!

This week we tackle:

Armed Protestors – do they have daddy issues or mommy issues?

Trump Wins! What country are we moving to?

Mispronounced words – you clod!

News break! Dave turned off the news for almost a week and enjoyed it

We also played ‘when did you drive a car last?’ and ‘what obscure TV cooking show from the 1980’s is Dave watching this week?’

Well, my 3d printed facemask hooks should be done. Gotta run!

Aggressive Couch 73: Don Mattingly Scores!

Posted By on April 27, 2020

I MADE OVER 73 CENTS USING THE AGGRESSIVE COUCH APP!!!!

 

 

 

Not really.

 

Aggressive Couch 73! In this episode, we discuss White Elephants, Zoom Anxiety, and Meltdowns!

Well, I summed that up pretty quick.

This is a quick one. Only 55 minutes or so, because somebody only brought one topic. Apparently their dog ate the other topic?

So sit back, stop playing this, and go do something enjoyable with your time!

 

Aggressive Couch 72: Christmas in April

Posted By on April 13, 2020

It’s Christmas here in these parts, doncha know? We celebrate Christmas all year long ’round these parts. Christmas is always in our hearts. In other words, our Christmas episode is 4 months late. Oops!

Not much Yuleing in our Christmas episode, though. So what did we fill the void with?

Virtual Nascar! Better Podcasts than This One! What Will You Do when Society Falls! Do you Know Your Neighbors!

Also, Walter Lure, Cult Movies, and National Lampoon!

Aggressive Couch 71: Thanksgiving Sort Of Sucks

Posted By on November 22, 2019

This month, the sound quality takes another dive down the shitter. I’m not blaming anyone but it’s not our fault! Also, we dropped carrier twice during the conversation. Ah! A modern modem reference!

This month, we take a look at the major holiday nobody really cares about, Thanksgiving. Let’s face it, friends, all non-religious holidays (and most of the traditions on the religious ones) are total BS. Made up excuses for retail price gouging and shopping riots. Lame parades and boring food. Relatives who don’t care if you live or die and excessive alcohol. Ain’t it great! So stop grousing and go enjoy yourselves, you dumb shits! (But everyone else still secretly hates you).

This month, we take a look at sex by mail, shopping riots, pizza toppings, the Ramones, why are stores open on Thanksgiving?, there’s better deals in December than on Black Friday, and “Thanks Cogan”, whatever that means. My handwriting sucks.

Aggressive Couch 70: Halloween!

Posted By on October 24, 2019

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This month we take the easy route and do Halloween! Yes, next month we’re doing Thanksgiving, and then Christmas. What the f*** are we going to do next year after the holidays? In fact, what are we going to do NEXT October?

Anyway, this month, we’re all about traditions. Now that Halloween has turned into just another bs retail holiday, how do we celebrate it these days? What traditions do we do? Why do we keep talking about our family members by name as if anyone out there listening knows who Gavin is and why he lives with Ron? Or have we just given in and accepted that there’s nobody out there listening?

Highlights – our Halloween costumes (Dave forgot one – he went as a dog one year), hayrides and corn mazes, apple festivals, haunted houses, our favorite candy, the least popular candies, and the biggest Halloween topic, Gallagher

Aggressive Couch 69: Football Fantastic!

Posted By on September 21, 2019

It’s football season at last! This episode, Dave plays the person who does not enjoy football, while Ron tries to convince him that it is the greatest sport, ever. Well, that was the plan. Turns out Ron is really only a casual fan and Dave still doesn’t give two shits who wins the Super Bowl.

Anyway, we also discuss why you should never get your kids involved with sports, how to win at fantasy football, cheerleader camps, and how to make football safer (is it too late for gene splicing?) Hey, look, football!

Aggressive Couch 68: Shoot Him to Yeast!

Posted By on July 28, 2019

Every year, during the summer, it happens – it’s summer!

This month, we get sick of Skype’s terrible audio quality and experiment with Facebook’s terrible audio quality. Maybe next month it will be better?

Anyway, it’s hot. We discuss summer festivities, fireworks, yeast (no, really), the air intake of my car, pools, Ron’s stand-up comedy, my band, dogs licking themselves, weight loss, how long should a vacation be, camping, Jeeps, UFOs, and pissing. And I cut the part about Lithium.

Aggressive Couch 67: Automob

Posted By on June 17, 2019

Beagles love to play in dirt.

This is the CARS episode of the Aggressive Couch!

This month, we talk about cars – cars we’ve owned, cars we’ve ridden in, cars we’ve stolen – it’s a whole cornucopia of CARS!

Basically, we recorded this a month ago and I forgot what we talked about. We got cut off and we never bothered to finish!

It’s that kind of lackadaisical attitude that makes us what we are!

Aggressive Couch 66: Get Yer Kix (on Route 60)

Posted By on March 31, 2019

66, 60, close enough!

The Couch is back! This week we tackle:

Arizona – we’ve both spent some time working in Arizona. We reminisce!

Conspiracy theories – who believes that crap? And what are some believable conspiracies?

Oak Island – who cares

Cars with touch screens

I think I deleted the section about the vinyl couch so I can’t make that ‘hipsters love vinyl’ gag

Also, Glenn Beck is the guy whose name I couldn’t remember

Ersatz Aggressive Couch #65: The Suck

Posted By on February 27, 2019

We recorded an episode early this month but Dave had the “suck” knob turned all the way up on Norr’s mic. So we recorded a replacement! We covered many of the same topics and went way off the rails as usual.

This month, we introduce our new sponsor, Uncle Savage’s House of Broken Videotapes! Get your copies of Jaws 4 on Beta! No house is complete without one.

In this episode: Movie rentals, project cars – fix ’em or sell ’em!, Satellite TV in the 80’s, mergers and acquisitions, Star Wars, party movies, renting movies for little kids, Metal is kinda lame, the Google Image Search cyber-stalking game, Air BnB, and video games.