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June 2024

Aggressive Couch 101 – Milk and Potatoes

Posted By on August 28, 2023

Here it is! Aggressive Couch 101!

This month, the audio quality was worse than usual. Sorry

We discuss Dave’s new used car, people dying, were your favorite movies actually all that good, and Joe Camel

Aggressive Couch 100!

Posted By on April 14, 2023

We made it! We actually made it! 100 episodes! Thanks to both listeners for sticking with us!

This is actually last month’s episode, so I managed to forget what we talked about. Hang on…

Dave’s wife got a new job! His dad bought a truck! And things that annoy us!

Aggressive Couch 99 – Cat Rodeo

Posted By on January 30, 2023


This month, Ron gets a cat, Dave gets Covid, we discuss our Christmas haul, meet our ex-governor, plug a tire, and go to a rodeo. And we discuss how reality never lives up to fantasy. The exact sort of randomness you’ve come to expect. If we bothered to find a theme and stick with it, we might have more than six listeners!

Aggressive Couch 98 – Mayonnaise Cake

Posted By on November 28, 2022

Presenting The Radioactive Mayonnaise Cake

Here is Aggressive Couch 98: Mayonnaise Cake

This month on the Couch, it’s the worst songs to strip to, Goat Simulator 3 time, Taylor Swift vs Ticketmaster, AI art, and people who livestream in boring places


Aggressive Couch 97 – Back From the Beach

Posted By on October 24, 2022

This month we discuss meeting people from porn, Dave’s vacation to the beach, turtle karaoke, retirement, and British rap. Also, the Nirvana tribute show was cancelled

Aggressive Couch 96: All I Ever Wanted

Posted By on August 28, 2022

This month on the Couch, we look at shopping for human body parts online, Cumberland MD, playing shows in Harrisburg PA, adults smoking pot, and EDM

Aggressive Couch 95: Hazy Shade of Winter

Posted By on July 30, 2022

#craiyon Hazy Shade of Winter

It’s hot as Hell and we’re not gonna take it any more! Still beats winter, though

Canada update – still not likely, but possible

Post-Sci Fi convention update – we can still taste

Halloween has started! Bend over and get ready for Frute Brute. Christmas begins next week

Aggressive Couch 94: Wake Me in 5 Years

Posted By on July 6, 2022

Dave saw the Smithereens! With Marshall Crenshaw! Electric cars! Goat Simulator! The Dwarves! Hey Canada! Mamma’s Horn! Shawn Mendez!

Aggressive Couch 93: Knocked Out Cold

Posted By on May 16, 2022

This week on the couch…

Are you too MACHO for a prostate exam?

Old men with long haired wigs – yay or nay?

Not my father’s Oldsmobile


Aggressive Couch 92: How Bout a Quickie

Posted By on April 20, 2022

Welcome to the Couch 93!

On this Couch, we discuss the A500 mini, 90s nostalgia, and weird gift registry ideas

This one runs a little short so there’s less filler than usual. Only 34 of 35 minutes, IIRC