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Aggressive Couch 87: Rock On

Posted By on October 20, 2021

Christelle Bourgeois pic from Unsplash
Rock on, little old lady in the antique shop!

Couch 87: Rock On!

This week on the Couch, we talked about the Downstrokes, St Albans WV, why everyone tries to be funny when commenting on Facebook/Youtube etc, video game speculators, Borderlands 3, little old ladies who run antique shops, and close out with a lot of McDonald’s trivia. 75% of Americans live within 3 miles of a McDonald’s, 85% within 5 miles!

Why do I write this? Does anyone read it? Does anyone even listen? Oh well, we enjoy making it

Aggressive Couch 86: Good For You

Posted By on August 29, 2021

Get your monster cereals today!

This is Aggressive Couch 86! Those monsters sure do look hungry. How can a monster eat if the monster has no food?

This month: I’m tired of trying to be creative. I’m just going to list what we talked about!

Why no second chances? Dave’s last two vacations went well, is it time to cancel the third? Monster Cereals hit the shelves in early August, do we put up the Christmas decorations in September now? Skid Row Garage? Olivia Rodrigo? What is good? Mumble rap?

Aggressive Couch 85: The Guryan

Posted By on July 31, 2021

This is Guryan. The best picture from the first page of Pexels. I didn’t want to bother looking any deeper for a more apt picture. Seems like a nice guy

This month on the Couch, we talked about… let me see, I wrote it down for once….

Over-reacting when we’re sick, how long before shutdown, the Olympics, my new guitar, how I’ve hardly driven my new car, Altoona (Party City!), and Ron reviews the Gunpowder Milkshake movie

Thankfully, Bird Week is almost over

Aggressive Couch 84: Lumber

Posted By on June 30, 2021

It’s Couch 84! I can’t remember what we talked about (again) so it’s up to you to find out!

We really enjoy making these, but since nobody really listens, I’ve decided to upload this with minimal effort. No theme, no editing, no anything. Lazy or what?

Aggressive Couch 83: Hi, I’m Death, Happy to See You!

Posted By on March 28, 2021

MMMM! HOT DOG!

Death! We fritter about on the stage for a few hours or something and then we croak, or something like that. Some famous guy said it

Couch 83 is all about death. We skip the obvious stuff like how to be obnoxious at a funeral and get right to the things no one cares about. All delivered with our usual mix of poor attempts at humor and apathy

Death – it’s a wake up call!

Also, we tackle the HHR (it’s done now, we recorded this weeks ago), Weird Paul Petroskey, Fur Mountain, and a new segment called “things we have to mention in order to date this episode even though we have nothing to add (like Covid-19, for instance)”

Finally we review I Care A Lot, the Netflix movie on Netflix

Aggressive Couch 82: Just Because

Posted By on January 30, 2021

So here it is, Couch 82: Just Because

Topic one is “If you’re in a hole, stop digging.” Don’t throw good money after bad. Know when to quit. In other words, sometimes you just have to walk away

“2021 – Now What?” This topic is sort of self-explanatory

Plus a Surprise Movie Review! You’ll never guess what movie Ron reviews this month!

Aggressive Couch 81: What In Tarnation?

Posted By on December 21, 2020

Yes, it is the obligatory 2020 CHRISTMAS Couch!

This month, Dave fixed Ron’s guitar, Ron has another new cat, and Dave has a new mic (which is sooo sensitive!)

We started off discussing Christmas gifts we’d like to give Trump, then our ideas for Christmas movies, and wrapped up with a movie review for Archenemy

Thanks for glistening!

Aggressive Couch 80: The 80s Are Back!

Posted By on November 26, 2020

Today is THNKSGVNGaii in America so we thought we’d open up with things we’re thankful for in 2020! Hey – not everyone we know is dead (yet)!

We also cover guitar rock – is it dead or just no longer alive?

There’s a movie review of Fantasy (which I was going to link to but you try looking up a movie called Fantasy – all you get are fantasy movies!), and stick around for the discussion about microwave pizza

Aggressive Couch 79: The Cat’s Meow

Posted By on November 1, 2020

Two all beet patties, lettuce sauce, special cheese, picking onions on a Sesame Street bun!

This is supposed to be last month’s show but I forgot about it. I though I had already uploaded it! We recorded it on the 11th or something

Anyway, we talk about… well, you’ll just have to listen to it to find out. I know we discussed Daylight Savings time because that was near the end. Other than that, I have no clue. Also, it’s late and I need to go to bed. It’s just after 8:30 PM!

Aggressive Couch 78: Is It a Dream!

Posted By on September 29, 2020

So, this month, we double down on creating yet another below average podcast!

This episode guest stars some birds (Dave had his window open), Dave’s cat, and probably Ron’s dog but maybe I edited that section out

Dreams – some people just don’t know how to talk about dreams. Dreams are absurd and surrealist and fun. Tell us about them! But don’t get too bogged down in the details or we will check out

Too Late – We both got into the Smithereens recently. Pat Dinizio, the singer, died a few years ago, so we’ll never get to see him perform with them. We discuss other things we were too late for, like hearing about a movie after it just left theaters, etc

Movie review: Bill and Ted Can’t Stop Face the Music

And after we ended the first time, we did a little digression about the Orange Cheeto in Chief, so I added it in

Excelsior!