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Ruiner of fun!

| September 30, 2012

I sat down and watched “Hollywood Knights” with my oldest. The movie is far from Perfect. But, what bothered me. The role of tech has ruined pranks and etc. It’s easy to get excited and caught up in it. I am guilty of it. The next revolution will be anti-tech. If I was a teenager […]

Ask Apelee

| September 28, 2012

Dear Apelee, I found a box of records recently. But, I cannot figure how to listen to them. Can you help me? Thanks, Jack O. Pine Dear Jack O. , Shut up! Chop up those records and eat them. Your friend, Apelee

El Gruppo

| September 28, 2012

I said that after I paid off my credit union loan and got out of my mini-storage, I’d buy myself a kayak. So where is it?

I’m Still Sanding… Yeah Yeah Yeah!

| September 27, 2012

Sanding continues apace on the C*****. I have half the roof, the upper third of one door, almost a quarter of the hood, and a quarter of the quarterpanel. (Actually, it’s a buck and a quarter quarterpanel, but I’m not telling him that). Asides, I am playing Flight of the Amazon Queen. Free download with […]

Good Greaves

| September 26, 2012

I hate this. Today is the first day that I managed to get a real campfire going, and then I was royally pissed off by it starting to rain. And then, just as I was getting good and mad, it quit raining, and the fire’s still going, depriving me of a good whiny temper tantrum. […]

Let’s Go To The Maul!

| September 25, 2012

I’m sorry about that lame pun. No I’m not.

Sexaul Gratifaction with Santa

| September 25, 2012

So many unused rubbers. So little time. I am finally getting toward the end of this project. Looks like I will be back working in Savageland. One more deployment and I’m done.

Underground goat fight

| September 24, 2012

Where: Wal Marty When: soon First annual Goat fight. Formal wear is requested. Please bring a covered dish. The shenanigans will be starting at 9!

Mayor McCheese – The Slut / Fork Stabbey

| September 23, 2012

McDonalds, has put calories on their menus. We know it doesn’t matter. We will open our throat holes and shove it in our mouths. If you step on someones glasses on the beach. You are the worse person on earth.

Big Mac

| September 23, 2012

No one does quantum psychics anymore. It’s all algebra.