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Aggressive Couch Segment #12: The Fifties Sucked Cock

| November 30, 2010

In this segment from April of this year, we prove conclusively that the 2000’s are superior to the 1950s.  It’s not just our porn that’s better – America is better.  We dig the music and the fashion of the Fifties as much as the next guy, unless the next guy is our friend Brock, […]

Leslie Nielson

| November 29, 2010

Leslie Nielsen has died at the age of 84.  I’m not going to do a obituary. But, I first knew of him seeing Airplane!. I forgot how old I was. But, I got to see it on Laser Disc. From the first time I seen it. I loved the movie. What made me a bigger fan […]

Only one day left!

| November 28, 2010

The Who Gets Tased This Week poll closes tonight! Or tomorrow. Anyway, since there was a new Couch on Thursday, the next new Couch will be NEXT Monday, Dismember 6th. Tasing winners, a “classic” segment, and possibly a song or something tomorrow.

Hüsker Dü Website Warning

| November 27, 2010

For all you obsessive compulsive Hüsker Dü fan types.

Black Eyed Peas – commitment to destroying music!

| November 26, 2010

It’s not every day you can. Where you can turn on a radio and hold back vomit. But, the Black eyed Peas have done it.

Aggressive Couch 42: This Will Get Done

| November 24, 2010

It’s Turkey day! Get out your fez and get the taser(c)! This album doesn’t suck, but it can’t leave soon enough. Companies are selling College athletes when you see that the thing you really can go to the mall in blackface.

FREE! Tell your friends!

| November 24, 2010

New Couch tonight at midnight.

National Food Shoving Day

| November 23, 2010

Since National Food Shoving Day is on Thursday. Here is something to get the party started.

A Taste of the Couch Part II

| November 22, 2010

There was going to be a new Couch today but someone had to cancel due to their emu having a toothache.  So to get you in the mood for what would have been in the cushions of the Couch this week: New Couch to follow ASAP.

Bitter Ironing

| November 21, 2010

Ted Koppel on the degeneration of TV news into blowhard ‘tell them what they want to hear’ demagoguery.  It is just another outgrowth of modern entitlement.  It’s ironic that it’s printed in the Washington Post.  (Well, it’s not technically ironic, but I don’t care.  Since I shaved my head I’ve become anti-semantic).