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Celebrate the fourth

| June 30, 2011

Since, the Fourth of July is about here. Take a look at these excerpts from George Washington’s journal. It was three years ago. That a maliauleos, arrowgant, and all around generous bastard. Declared war on a natuon! Won ton on a carriage to pick me up. I say agghhh rumble tumble. Have you ever seen […]

Salty Meat U.S.A.

| June 28, 2011

They’re supposed to pour my concrete this week. Garage, here I come!

Aggressive Sectional #11: So There!

| June 27, 2011

We’ve run out of time this week, so there’s no witty comments in the Sectional, just some bleeps between each segment. I know, that’s the highlight of your shallow, hollow lives gone, but you just might want to listen to this one anyway. First, are we being microwaved to death? (No!) Then we delve into […]

Esoteric, yet Quaint

| June 26, 2011

Here’s an episode of another podcast about finishing projects. I’m going to listen to it, right after I take a nap, have dinner, do a crossword puzzle, watch some Red Green, fill my car with gas, put up the drapes….

Where’s My Watch

| June 25, 2011

A topic for next week’s Couch. Or the week after. How soon is ‘Too Soon’?

IT’S THE STRAP!

| June 24, 2011

Lockheart Cases # 5 I can think of no better way to embarrass you, Russ.

Punchalicious says hello

| June 23, 2011

I am Punchalicious and your waiter for tonight: Our specials include Broken Bottle of Ketchup and Open mustard jar. If that doesn’t work  for you. Shut the hell up and shove a towel in your mouth.

Actually, I Like The Smiths

| June 22, 2011

Steve Albini dissing the Vancouver Five and the ‘new left’ (as he calls it). The money quote among many money quotes: “What galls me most about the furor over pornography is that it is a thinly veiled mutation of puritan morals. Righteous religious and moral arguments against pornography have failed, so the deeply-rooted societal notion […]

Magic Helmet

| June 21, 2011

Let’s join Chris D. for a song about rainbows and unicorns!  

Let The Nightmare Begin!

| June 20, 2011

Hey, band practice was cancelled tonight and everyone forgot to tell me. So guess what? We Buy Guitars is open again! I snagged this wonderful 70’s “Cameo” Strat copy for $40. Some of the pickups even work! Expect a new Couch on Friday.