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Carmo App o Friday O free Us

| May 8, 2013

Want some sex for your smartphone or tablet? On Friday May 10th you can get the new Carmageddon App for iOS or Android for free. Accept it and download it. Hit the link on the pic for more.

Thanks to Yanger Bangers

| April 19, 2012

While I was driving and wearing my Google glasses. Taking a call and updating my Facebook at the same time. I realized I was driving on the wrong side of the road. Thanks Google maps!

Werewolf party at Ted’s house

| February 27, 2012

It was the monster mash. The invites have been sent out. The RSVP’s accounted for. The blood dripping from the walls. The paper towels to clean up after the zombies. But, yet Ted felt incomplete. He thought to himself “Did I buy enough chips? Get enough blood for the vamps?”. Ted frantically paced back and […]

Drinking can make things better. Full ass Review

| September 19, 2010

So, the kids ask me and ye olde wife. To watch a movie with them. Which is fine. Since, this is Sunday and we usually bury things in the backyard. But, since the one and only shovel is broken. It won’t be happening today. The kids want to watch ” Fred ” the movie. If […]