Dave | July 31, 2012
I got brake maxi-pads for the Beagle today and now I’ve decided to go back and get some more shit! http://www.paulstravelpictures.com/GM-Pontiac-Grand-Prix-Front-Brake-Pads-Replacement-Guide/index.html
Dave | July 30, 2012
So the Beagle is out of commission for a few days. Somebody forgot to remind me to check the brake pads. Anyway, should I just replace the Beagle brakes or put on Impala brakes? And if any Harry’s are trying to get a hold of me, maybe send me an actual text instead of a […]
Dave | July 28, 2012
The doctor said I could resume normal activity today (except whoopie) as long as it isn’t anything strenuous. I guess cutting down a mature hickory with a chainsaw doesn’t count as strenuous, does it? I mean, the saw did most of the work! Ordinarily, I would just rip it out of the ground by the […]
Dave | July 27, 2012
And here is another thing utter cretins are responsible for:
Dave | July 26, 2012
So I haven’t been here for a few days. I was having my balls tied. Anyway, all I’ve done since then is sit around and eat so be glad I haven’t updated. And look at what else gun-toting Nazis can accomplish:
Dave | July 23, 2012
Serious comment: I wouldn’t be against making things like high capacity magazines illegal, and the pathetic attempts by the NRA to try to spin this shit into a pro-gun argument make me snort derisively, but remember that a nutcase doesn’t need a gun to kill.
Dave | July 22, 2012
I finished 4th out of 5 cars today. Way faster and more fun in the Camaro. And people liked the special textured “mottled look” paint I used.
Dave | July 21, 2012
Hey housewives! Now you can go from this… to this… in a matter of months!
Dave | July 17, 2012
From the creators of “Sixteen and Pregnant!” and “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant!” comes the most shocking new sensational reality program ever: I Didn’t Know She was Sixteen! Join life behind bars as grown men reveal in graphic detail the stories of the jail bait bitches that got them locked up! Watch as dirty […]
Norr | July 16, 2012
I am in Flint.
