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Punt That mUTHa

| January 31, 2017

I ate too much. And I didn’t go to the gym!

Huggable Offense

| January 22, 2017

I went for a walk today. I went down to the river with a sack of puppies! And some rocks. It’s not what you’re thinking! I gave them to a nice farm family.

Bananna Soirééié

| January 15, 2017

The Super Bowl is far more entertaining now that they’ve admitted it’s all scripted. No more false pretenses about ‘sports’!

Bring a Dish to Puss

| January 10, 2017

Showed MM some family pics. Thought I had some more.

All Onions To The Back

| January 8, 2017

Has anybody seen the new Star Wars thing? Did they save Jar Jar?