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My Painful Addiction

| April 29, 2015

My name is Dave, and I am an addict. I am addicted to ‘nanners!

Keep On Posting Other People’s Content

| April 27, 2015

Too good to pass up.

Steam Powered Couch

| April 26, 2015

Turn that old shit PC you got from work into a media server! That runs Linux! Make Bill Gates and the Apple douchebags fans very nice people cry! Also, nostalgia on the the guitar couch!

Wake Me Up Before You Golgo

| April 25, 2015

Went to Len Cella last night, he of Moron Movies fame. They showed some of his new stuff, like Crap. A few people have complained on You Tube that he has gotten too dirty for his own good. As he said last night, he hasn’t gotten dirtier! They showed some of his early clips before […]

Seltzer Bottle

| April 23, 2015

Apparently the Vaselines put out another album. Two, in fact. What was their motivation? “Money!” Thank god for honesty.

The Sandwich of Monte Cristo

| April 22, 2015

I had a Monte Cristo sandwich at some diner today. Not once did we make any Ingogo Montoya jokes, or say “Prepare to Die!” But I did make a bunch of lame Monte Carlo jokes.

Little Gambia

| April 21, 2015

Do I write some nostalgic post about something nobody else cares about, some long winded diatribe about how ‘political correctness’ is just another example of clueless hippies shooting themselves in the foot vis a vis making racism worse by doing something hateful that feels good in the short term but causes long term harm like […]

Orlando Bloom’s Hand Made Quilts

| April 20, 2015

It’s getting harder and harder to write posts on the Couch now that I’ve completely cut myself off from the news. Excelsior!

Action Eggs

| April 19, 2015

The Guitar Couch has been updated a few times!

Other People’s Content Week Concludes

| April 17, 2015

A new Filmnstuff video! As if I planned it!