What the Hell Are These Songs Called Anyway
Dave | December 31, 2011
I’m sick of having to call them “Song 1”, “Song 2”, and “Song 3”. Anyway, here is Song A
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Carpet and Fries
Dave | December 31, 2011
Today on the Big Comfy Aggressive Couch, there’s nothing important going on or anything. Certainly not! Please remain calm until the Couch has come to a complete stop. No refunds, no exchanges. Anyway, in honor of it being Easter and all, here is our latest song, “Sunshine Island!” “Oh, come on! There’s naked nudists over […]
Yummy Hospital
Norr | December 30, 2011
It’s fun being in a hospital and someone shit themselves. The smell just radiates through the hallway. On a lighter note. The food wasn’t that bad there.
Binko
Dave | December 29, 2011
I hope Jon’s not pissed that I haven’t uploaded his version of My Condolences With Vocals. But Hell, our one regular reader has already heard it.
Just Add Watermelon
Dave | December 28, 2011
I didn’t mix any songs today. But I went to the bank, picked up some strings at C*******’s M****, strolled around the antique store in Shrewsbury, disassembled my Jaguar, found a place that does re-chroming (all the control panels – yuck!), swapped “Lace Sensor” pickups onto my red Strat, changed the strings, started setting the […]
Couch Negotiations
Dave | December 27, 2011
Tense, last minute negotiations are underway for the imminent release of COUCH. Actually, that’s not true, but it sounds better than “Ron’s wife has the shits”. So I’d like to quote this section of this book I bought by Rick Green and Dr. Umesh Jain – ADD Stole My Car Keys “I’m weird. I don’t […]
Absolutely Divine
Dave | December 25, 2011
I took a break from mixing the songs what with it being “Monster Truck Weekend” and all. So, anyway, today’s big hit single off the big Scarlet Decline album is We Need Sex / Absolutely Divine! Notice that the base player doesn’t fuck up the first verse – because I fixed it. There’s a few […]
Aggressive Couch Choice for Word of the Year
Dave | December 24, 2011
My choice for word of the year for 2011 is “Cuttlefish”
Oh God, I Think I Hit a Deer
Dave | December 23, 2011
No, sorry, it was a human. Anyway, here is my list of the three best Christmas movies you MUST see this Christmas! #1: The Ref. Norr likes this movie. I haven’t seen it. He showed me a segment of it. Now I definitely don’t want to see it. #2: Melvin Weederpate, the Tollbooth Guy who […]
Sexy Monkey
Dave | December 21, 2011
I got wood shavings all over the kitchen for you! It sounds loud and powerful, but it still has just enough of that Fender “twang” to let you know it’s a good quality Strat. I think it sounds great, which doesn’t bode well for Harry.