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Reviews of Horror Movies I Haven’t Seen

| December 28, 2017

The Shining: Really well respected. I haven’t seen it, but I did see the Simpsons parody. Does this still count as unseen? Killer Klowns from Outer Space: The theme song is okay, but the Dickies have done so much better. I don’t wanna watch this movie. Clowns don’t scare me, and I suspect that people […]

Movies I Haven’t Seen 3: Christmas 2

| December 23, 2017

Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny: So bad it’s good or so bad it’s bad? I usually don’t like things like this The Ref: Norr says it’s great. Our tastes overlap a lot Ernest Saves Christmas: I like Ernest in small doses. VERY small doses. No way am I sitting through a feature length […]