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Pig Stomach

| November 29, 2016

I really should try to come up with some words for the wordless songs I have. It’s kinda funny singing “Words! Words! Words!” over and over for the first couple times, but it eventually loses its humor.

Thanksbutterfuckers

| November 23, 2016

Going to MM’s family’s Thanksgiving shindig. Don’t really wanna take both cars but I don’t really wanna stay very long, either.

It’s Hamster Time

| November 20, 2016

The roast was good. When you spend the better part of six thousand dollars on a slab of meat, it better be damn good!

What A Great Pear

| November 14, 2016

When you’re laying bricks, be sure to leave an expansion joint or the wall will crack!

Where’s The Pairs

| November 11, 2016

My dad says Trump should start a brewery. They could sell Pussy beer! “Reach out and grab a Pussy!” Neither of us drink beer.

I Can’t Believe You’re Listening to That Trash!

| November 8, 2016

I used my 3d Printer for work today. Excelsior!

Computer In The Pooter

| November 5, 2016

I got a new phone! My old one was flaking out. Then I ended up fixing the old one (touched up a broken solder joint on the battery connector) so I could get my data off it. Take that!