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Put It Right, Huggy

| June 30, 2012

I need to work on gun setup. It’s coming out too thin and spattery, and leaving some orange peel. But much less than last time. It’s almost presentable.

Sponsors of the Popular Series “Drit”

| June 28, 2012

Did you know a fish will die if your girlfriend’s kids feed it chocolate? It’s true! But other than a few bones it was great. The chocolate added a nice air of soufflĂ©.

Registration/DMV/Mouth Breathers

| June 26, 2012

Took my van to get inspected and found out the registration expired a last month. Oh well, a trip to the DMV was in store. I can remember the days of old. When someone talked about going to the DMV. It was a trip to hell and a entire day. I will give them credit. […]

Please Stop Humanity, Thx

| June 24, 2012

Ideas for catchy post tiles above posts with no substance – on the next Couch!

Post With an Image

| June 23, 2012

Link with no text or explanation: Love Panky!

I Know It Was A Rental Car But…

| June 22, 2012

You know who I saw coming home from work today? Norr and his family, the Norrlets! Jesus, I know it was just a rental car, but did you have to ramp that car hauler? And in bigger news, something happened to a co-worker that was downright tragic but I can’t help laughing my ass off. […]

Viola Riddle

| June 21, 2012

Q: How many giant motherfucking bugs does it take to ruin the freshly painted primer on the hood of a 1991 Z28? A: Just one, if you stomp on it hard enough! I need to stop painting after dark.

I Drive My Truck Through the Valley of Death….

| June 20, 2012

I skipped out of work today to have a new well pump installed. Can you believe it only cost $35,000?

Taking a beating or meeting

| June 19, 2012

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Ride ‘Em Horsiebabie!

| June 15, 2012

I bought a hood today and painted a guitar last night. No. I bought a guitar today and painted a hood last night. With primer. And I made a lap or two with the mower. And I had the guitar for almost an hour before I took it apart. It needs polished! And I burned […]