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A Very Bagel Sunday, Part 3

| November 26, 2014

And now, the thrilling conclusion of A Very Bagel Sunday. Read Part 1! And Part 2! Scene 8 – The Chase Scene Al and Charley’s car. Somewhere on the road to Bagel, Texas. Al: We did it! Charley: Wait, I see headlights behind us. Al (looking back): It’s Chief Boyardee and the Campbell’s Soup Kids! […]

A Very Bagel Sunday, Part 2

| November 25, 2014

Read part 1 here! Scene 5 – The Prom. Everyone is heading there. Ronald McDonald and Grimace are already inside. The police are ready for anything. Grimace: Ronald, you didn’t have to beat those little kids to death. Ronald: When you let the air out of the balls, that’s it! Grimace: But that little girl […]

A Very Bagel Sunday, Part 1

| November 24, 2014

Al Capone and Charley Luciani want to take over the bagel market, but aren’t sure of their butter resources. Bob Lender is in their way and always stops them. Scene 1 – Al and Charley’s hideout in Bagel, Texas. They are discussing their plans to take over the bagel market Al (to Charley): I can’t […]

This Ain’t Rice!

| September 17, 2013

It can be hard to explain to the guys at work (yes, just guys) why I suddenly start laughing at some connector like it’s the funniest thing in the world. I say something like “I was thinking of something funny.” I usually don’t explain what it is because then I’d be stuck there all day […]

Aggressive Couch Episode 20: Winter Can Eat It!

| March 6, 2010

This week, we debut our new cult religion, based on Michael Stipe! REM are clairvoyants; listen to the lyrics of ‘It’s The End Of the World as We Know It’. It starts with Earthquakes! And 2012 is just around the corner! Bob Mould has allegedly signed on to play the role of Jesus. Furthermore, we […]