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Hump Albert and the Tijuana Ass

| May 30, 2016

I’ve been playing Goat Simulator: Waste of Space. Surprisingly, I haven’t been cheating. I think one of the reasons I’m not such a gamer anymore is one thing: lack of a real Game Genie. Game Genie was the savior for me. Having ADD, I really don’t like having to focus while playing a game. I […]

Whatta Bugger!

| May 22, 2016

The tail lights aren’t working on the FOcus. Yes!

You Like My Sense of Style

| May 20, 2016

Does the mail ever pick up here?

Shamrock Assassin

| May 17, 2016

Bought new wheels for the Furd Focurt. Arriving next week.

Snake Snacks!

| May 15, 2016

Finalizing MM’s gift. It keeps confusing “Noel” with “The Witchdoctor” by the Chipmunks. But the dildo shooting out of Santa’s eyes is working right.

Enter Your Name, Guest

| May 13, 2016

I have to go repaint MMs gift. Apparently some bugs thought it was an all-you-can-eat buffet. It is brightly colored, after all.

WTF are Doors

| May 12, 2016

I fixed the passenger door on the Focus! And I didn’t need to use the $50 worth of parts I bought! And I’m sorta pissed that I don’t!

African Wombat Dinner

| May 10, 2016

Finally got started on MM’s birthday gift. Waiting on the glue to dry.

Friends of Cerebellum

| May 8, 2016

In the new house and unpacking. And the new dehumidifiers are working well. Well, they’re working.

Bob White

| May 3, 2016

Operation Sinkerator is underwater underway.