Dave | August 23, 2016
The good thing about not blogging for a while is that I have so many interesting things to talk about! Today, we ordered pizza. There’s about a billion and one delivery places here, unlike Dover, which had 3, all pizza. That being said, none of them are quite as good as the pizza place in […]
Dave | July 1, 2015
Look what Kelsey Grammer is now endorsing!
Dave | June 24, 2015
I found a huge suppository of Cookin’ Cheap episodes! Barely watchable, but still. It’s a cooking show. Like you need to see what they’re doing.
Dave | June 10, 2015
I don’t remember what I dreamed last night. It wasn’t very interesting, though, I remember that much. Hey! Chicken in the Rough is still in business!
Dave | June 6, 2015
Last night, I dreamed I was living somewhere that was over-run with turtles. Not C. Turtle, either. Actual turtles. I vaguely recall that I was the one responsible for this. I also recall that my dad had killed one of the big ones, and was marinating it in the fridge. I was kind of upset, […]
Dave | April 29, 2015
My name is Dave, and I am an addict. I am addicted to ‘nanners!
Dave | February 21, 2015
At the Mensa party today, we were trying to think of famous people who died from autoerotic asphyxiation. We got David Carradine and Michael Hutchence. Recognize anybody else on this list? I don’t.
Dave | February 18, 2015
Have you checked in with Mr. Breakfast?
Dave | January 1, 2015
Football Fox here. And here are my fearless predictions for the season of “foots balls”. Grouse are proving tastier than robins this year, so that means the Patriots will be eliminated in the early playoffs. That stupid farmer almost caught me in that damn trap again. I interpret this to mean the Cowboys will be […]
Dave | December 28, 2014
I wasn’t going to update until after New Years, but I have to tell you about this. UNBELIEVABLE fights break out in the food courts of malls in Tennessee and Chicago. Police were called! You have no idea the amount of joy this brings into my life. I’ll leave it up to […]
