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Sit On The Guitar Couch!!!1!

| February 28, 2015

The Guitar Couch has been opened! Maybe I’ll update it soon. If I hadn’t left my camera at my girlfriend’s house. Damnit.

This Blue Guitar is Quite Frisky

| February 27, 2015

I have received my blue Westone Concord SX. It is blue! Blueberry blue! And lemme tell you – what? Did you say something? What?

What A Way to Go

| February 26, 2015

No more fucking Levi’s! Pieces of shit pants. I bought 2 pairs just a few months ago and one is torn and the other is tearing. I’m sticking to Lee’s from now on. Actually, right now I’m sticking to the chair. Spilled some pop.

Scott Has Herpes

| February 25, 2015

Abe Vigoda is still alive! I’m so glad I live in a world where this is actually a “thing”. That is not irony. Also, I bought one of these: And one of these:

Bjôrn Beeyöòrn

| February 24, 2015

I’ve been posting nothing but trivial garbage lately. I shall rectify this by posting something quite a bit deeper. Let me sum up the war in the Ukraine: They’re not being very nice to each other. Maybe it’s time for a time-out.

Mission of Herpes

| February 22, 2015

If everyone fact checked here, it’d become full of lies like everything else like Wikipedia! Round Earth, my ass!

No Wonder We Couldn’t Think of More…

| February 21, 2015

At the Mensa party today, we were trying to think of famous people who died from autoerotic asphyxiation. We got David Carradine and Michael Hutchence.  Recognize anybody else on this list? I don’t.

Have I Sunk to This?

| February 20, 2015

Just reposting other people’s content again? Fuck!

A Word From Our Sponsors

| February 19, 2015

Carruther’s Heights

| February 18, 2015

Have you checked in with Mr. Breakfast?