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Mastertronic Chronicles

| September 30, 2013

Yes! Yes! You heard right! THE RUMORS ARE TRUE! Some guy in Great Britain is reviewing all 180 Mastertronic games available on cassette for the Commodore 64!

A Pome…

| September 29, 2013

Here is a soft and delicate pome written by Norr. Perhaps he could read this to his wife tomorrow as a gift for Valentines 4? Here’s my story about a girl I knew That’s right, she’s not a Jew She had a great looking body That anybody would go for… blonde hair running down her […]

Doug the IDC Connector, The Tongues of Hi-Fi, and The Mouse Diet: Three Reasons Why You Should Never Let Me Name Anything, Ever

| September 28, 2013

Retro games kick! I’ve been playing “Giant Mechanical Death Chicken” until it crashes on the last level, I’ve Toasted Tanks, and now I’ve been lusting for…

This needs to happen

| September 27, 2013

When All Else Fails Play Dead

| September 26, 2013

There was a huge accident on I83 near my house. Cars overturned everywhere! I took a walk down to see it. I think the rescue workers were mad at me – hey, I offered them some of my popcorn!

Pomes!

| September 25, 2013

I’ve been feeling nostalgic. I always get this way when cleaning the fridge. I hope it doesn’t mean I’m dying or anything – that’s what I’m cleaning the fridge to prevent! Anyway, I found some pomes written by Norr and I thought I’d share one. Hacking My Roommates: Gonna Hack You to bits giving me […]

Did You Hear That Go-Bots Are Making a Comeback

| September 24, 2013

I just bought a set of wheels for my Camaro that cost almost as much as what I paid for the car. Chest Lavie!

Flat Amphibian Week? SOLD OUT!

| September 23, 2013

Gosh, I’ve been so busy this weekend that I forgot to mention that I saw a big dead frog in the road. Last week sometime. I didn’t take pictures. Believe me, it was difficult to resist the temptation to take a bunch of pictures, or pick it up and play with it, or take it […]

Print And Retain For Your Records

| September 22, 2013

I Remember It… And I CARE

| September 21, 2013

Hey Norr, remember this sound?

Now you can relive those depressing Amiga 500 memories with Cloanto Amiga Forever!