The Aggressive Couch

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It’s The Strap

| June 30, 2013

Have you ever had one of those shits that, like, sticks in your toilet bowl? Consistency of modelling clay. What the fuck did I eat?

Worst Tasting Cation Exchange Capacity EVER

| June 30, 2013

I’m going to put the old transmission back in. THis one started leaking like a sieve!

Stick It Ms. Meow

| June 29, 2013

The car works! The engine works! I drove around the block! The speedometer doesn’t work though! Huh.

I choose to expose myself

| June 28, 2013

Back from vacation and it is tough. How can one be excepted to work after doing that. I will need at least 3 weeks to get back into form and then I will be getting ready for Christmas 4.

Enter Mark Sandman

| June 27, 2013

Why is it so hot in here!?!?!?!???! I have the air conditioner set on “LOW”!

Enter Title Here

| June 25, 2013

My rear-end is together again.Tomorrow it goes in. And maybe the transmission, too.

Whatever Happened to “Crispy Critters” Stays In “Crispy Critters”

| June 24, 2013

Ring and pinion installation instructions! How to Read Contact Patterns!

Concerta Last Nite!

| June 23, 2013

Last night I went to see “Paste… or FISH PASTE” at the Basement Bathroom in Philly. Even better than when I saw them with the “Charley Horses” back in ’95!

Work That Camel! Spit! Spit!

| June 21, 2013

Ah, more boring car shit. I got the universal 420’s installed, put the ringtailed gear on the lemur differential, and removed the transvestite transmission. Wookie!

Moral Compass with Egg Roll

| June 20, 2013

Tonite, I shall drill a bunch of holes in a table. To mount the vise, of course!