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Would You Please Welcome To The Stage… The Coconut Friends!

| July 31, 2013

I think I fixed the O2 sensor on Spike, the silver Beagle. It was a groundling issue! Hooray for vampire taps.

Austria is Just a Cheap Ripoff of Australia

| July 30, 2013

Do you need some photographs of your cat? How about your Camaro? Doug Austin photography to the rescue!

Come On In! We’re Singing Pineapples!

| July 29, 2013

Been thinking of what project I should tackle next. Exhaust on Spike, the silver beagle? Interior of the Camaro? Painting the Fender Jaguar? Of course, I could clean the living room, but that’s crazy talk!

Jesus Fucking Christ! It’s The Hair Bear Bunch!

| July 28, 2013

The RallyCross was cancelled due to implement weather. Adam from the “Froth Hasannah Religion” SCCA called me.

Not Since the Orgy Scene in “Golden Girls”

| July 27, 2013

These videos are the best ever. More Dinosaur Dracula!

Slanty Left

| July 26, 2013

I am cleaning out my shed this weekend. No thanks to those damn dwafs! If you want pick a fight about the uselessness’s you better make it more better!!! If you spill gasoline, you light it. Spill milk, you better lick it up.

In The Yellow Pages Under “Spatulas”

| July 24, 2013

Pimp My Buick

| July 23, 2013

I’m pimping out my silver Beagle, Spike. I don’t mean putting on blingy “bro” douchebag shit, I mean I’m pimping it out like a five dollar whore. Rallycross here we come!


| July 22, 2013

I lost my best lure and broke my rod. Dammit! Now I have to go to “Wal-Marts” and spend like $15 to replace them!

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| July 21, 2013