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That’s What Dreams Are Potaters

| May 31, 2015

I rarely dream when I nap. Often, I don’t even fall asleep, I just lay back and relax for an hour or so. Today was different. Today, I dreamed during nap time! And you’re gonna have to read about it. We were at my aunt Bessie’s out Wayne, WV. I say we, although I’m not […]

New Used Car Dealership

| May 30, 2015

Don’t they look like used car dealers?

What Up, Cloud?

| May 29, 2015

OPC Fridays! Take it, Afro Man!  

S-Video Pong

| May 28, 2015

I had some Turkish Figs yesterday. They were odd – they tasted kinda like those little cookies!

Baens and Weiners

| May 27, 2015

I have been cooking a lot this week. It is not just cheap eating, it is healthy eating! Yesterday, I fixed cereal. Actually, I just ate it from the box. Today, I slaved over a hot microwave for almost 5 minutes. I made rice and imitation lobster.

Quaker Goatmeal

| May 25, 2015

Let’s ease back into updates with some OPC from Brian and Darren!

Penguin Dick

| May 17, 2015

I ate here yesterday. Super China Buffet! Or something. You can still tell it used to be a Circuit City. We bought our first VCR here on January 28,1986. I remember because we were watching the aftermath of the Challenger blowing up. It is a Multitech! It’s still at my dad’s house. Typically him – […]

VCR Diary?

| May 15, 2015

I am going on vacation today! Normally, not a good idea to post this on the web, as burglars might break into your home or something. But my home is largely empty. Nothing in there but a bed and a bunch of stink bugs who refuse to pay rent.

Where in the World is Kim Kardashian?

| May 14, 2015

Verizon is purchasing AOL for a couple billion. Hey, my dad worked for Verizon, and he uses AOL! Almost like I predicted it! Let’s hope it works better than when Yahoo bought Geocities.

Why So Macaroni?

| May 13, 2015

Oh great. I forgot to give Motley Crue their umlauts back.