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I See Where This Is Going

| April 30, 2011

I painted the spare bedroom! Well, I primered it. I think I have enough in the can for a second coat.

Cut It Oat

| April 29, 2011

My power went out today, so I cut the grass. Despite it being wet. Then I watched ‘Fantastic Mr. Fox’ again on my notebook. See? I don’t always watch Red Green. But FMF does have a possum in it….

Gameracide

| April 28, 2011

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: So I could run it over, apparently.

Freshly Mown Hey

| April 27, 2011

It’s a good thing it started raining – I was running out of ideas why I can’t mow the lawn today.

Roverhaulin’

| April 26, 2011

While researching what it would take to put a 4.0 liter Land Rover V8 into an RX-7 (don’t ask), I stumbled across this page. A Land Rover repair shop owner redid his friend’s battered old Land Rover for free, without the owner’s knowledge. The first page, describing the condition, is priceless. And I quote: “The […]

Aggressive Sectional 9

| April 26, 2011

In honor of this being the ninth Sectional, this week we go all the way back to episode 1 for a peek at 80’s nostalgia! Second, Country music sucks. Finally, a long, rambling, incoherent look at obscure bands, without any samples so you’ll have no idea what the bands sound like! Entertaining or what? […]

Insert Lame Pun Based on Pokémon Here

| April 25, 2011

Why is it embarrassing for a grown man to like Pokémon? If I played Wesley Crusher on TNG, it would take a lot more than Pokémon to embarrass me.

One Singular Sensation

| April 24, 2011

Over the years I have become irrecovably intwined with the PC game Carmageddon 2. So I was overjoyed to find Carmageddon 2 Advanced – new levels, new missions, new cars, wow! Too bad it sucks eggs.

Magic dog

| April 23, 2011

If someone you know. Wants to watch ” magic dog “. Never speak to that person again.

Two Different Words that Taste Great Together

| April 23, 2011

Conservative Welfare. Once again Frum proves that he’s the only Republican with an ounce of common sense.