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Cool Little Lobster

| March 29, 2017

My band has a show Saturday. I hope they don’t grill us again like they did last time.

Second Source Urine

| March 26, 2017

I have been sick on the first weekend of autocross. So much for running a full season. Not really feeling it anyway.

Lego my RMS

| March 23, 2017

Big, big week this week! I got free lunch 4 days in a row at work this week, and I worked so many damn hours of overtime I can leave early Friday and still take Monday off.

Hollywood Oscar Grafts

| March 11, 2017

I just heard that there was a mistake at this year’s Oscars. I thought Oscar was a cheap ripoff of Trolls on the Amiga 1200. Or was that Dennis?

Overtly Sensuous Apple Juice

| March 5, 2017

I keep forgetting to update the site. Been too busy writing songs like “With Legs Wide Open”, “Cats On Patrol”, “My Vagina (Makes Me a Man)”, and “How to Deal With Death (As A Roommate).” Edit: This is true.