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Far Harder Than It Books

| June 30, 2014

Yes, that was a pun. It’s my blog! There’s a red 1989 Camaro on Crgslist, but it is a hard top. Mine had T-tops. Dammit!

Picture Pages Getting a Gritty Reboot?

| June 29, 2014

I was just on the phone with a Bill Cosby impersonator, and he claimed that Hollywood is trying to get him to sign on to a gritty remake of Picture Pages! This is the most shocking lie I came up with since the one about the stuffed chicken in the blender.

Asleep On the Couch

| June 28, 2014

If one more person puts googly eyes on my dick while I’m asleep, that person is going to have to answer to the Hello Kitty tattoos on my butt!

Stabilizing Meatball Polymer

| June 27, 2014

You work all day collecting worms for a co-worker and not even a thank you!

The Pogs That Refreshes

| June 26, 2014

Is there a video game available where Aunt Jemima beats up Wilford Brimley? It has been a dream of mine.

If It Gives You The Shits….

| June 25, 2014

I went to a restaurant yesterday. I got there at 6 and didn’t get served until 9! Because my co-worker’s plane was late.

Cooking Dinner

| June 23, 2014

I am actually fixing dinner today instead of ordering in a pizza! I am having bacon and ham, with a side of deep fried butter sticks.

You Are A Bunch of Tiggers

| June 22, 2014

Fit to Wrap Fish In

| June 21, 2014

Another Mouldy interview!

Egôverride

| June 20, 2014