Far Harder Than It Books
Dave | June 30, 2014
Yes, that was a pun. It’s my blog! There’s a red 1989 Camaro on Crgslist, but it is a hard top. Mine had T-tops. Dammit!
Dave | June 30, 2014
Yes, that was a pun. It’s my blog! There’s a red 1989 Camaro on Crgslist, but it is a hard top. Mine had T-tops. Dammit!
Dave | June 29, 2014
I was just on the phone with a Bill Cosby impersonator, and he claimed that Hollywood is trying to get him to sign on to a gritty remake of Picture Pages! This is the most shocking lie I came up with since the one about the stuffed chicken in the blender.
Dave | June 28, 2014
If one more person puts googly eyes on my dick while I’m asleep, that person is going to have to answer to the Hello Kitty tattoos on my butt!
Dave | June 27, 2014
You work all day collecting worms for a co-worker and not even a thank you!
Dave | June 26, 2014
Is there a video game available where Aunt Jemima beats up Wilford Brimley? It has been a dream of mine.
Dave | June 25, 2014
I went to a restaurant yesterday. I got there at 6 and didn’t get served until 9! Because my co-worker’s plane was late.
Dave | June 23, 2014
I am actually fixing dinner today instead of ordering in a pizza! I am having bacon and ham, with a side of deep fried butter sticks.
Dave | June 22, 2014
Dave | June 21, 2014
Another Mouldy interview!
Dave | June 20, 2014