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Purina, Purina

| April 30, 2014

I skipped work Monday due to my ass, so today should feel like Tuesday, but actually be Wednesday. In fact, I thought it was Thursday. By next weekend I believe it will be next year. I can’t wait!

These Are Still Available

| April 29, 2014

Calculator watches!

That’s Right, Bobby. The Bitch from Some Like it Hot

| April 28, 2014

My ass seems to be hurting less. Maybe I shouldn’t have cancelled that marathon.

WWAABBI WASABI

| April 27, 2014

I sprained my anus. It is hurting less after that shower. Thanks for asking!

McDonald’s and MTV Present: Mc Cribs

| April 25, 2014

What do I do now that I’m sort of bored with GTA V? I guess I’ll have to start playing Little Big Planet.

This Is What Passed for a Web Site Back in 1999

| April 24, 2014

Please god don’t read this! All it needs is a few animated gifs and some frames to be complete.

What Does the Emu Eat

| April 23, 2014

Still no official word from the Campbell Soup Kids.

BZRX-9 Stealth Walrus

| April 22, 2014

I think it is going to rain. Cloud bukkake.

Ferret Spotted in Light Tan Suit

| April 21, 2014

I caught Betsy O. Birdlegs leafing through an old National Rifleman. I think she wants a JDJ Hand Cannon.

Happy Easter!

| April 20, 2014

A cow is a movable feast.