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Starcraft 2

| July 30, 2010

Apparently,  Starcraft 2 came out this week. There were stories all over the net and game sites about this. For me I can say ” Who gives a rat’s ass?”. I never played the first Starcraft or based my life on it’s teaching. But, with all the hype and promotion. The marketing wants you to […]

Go Anal with Google!

| July 30, 2010

5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Google

Down with bacon/eggs

| July 29, 2010

Having recently changed what I shove in my mouth for breakfast. This was a good time for dinner. Preparing dinner only took a matter of minutes

Aggressive Couch 32: Friend to All

| July 26, 2010

Today, a special guest dropped by today!  Fuzzy Wuzzy, washed up singer from the 80s and merry prankster dropped by.  Our old band, Massive Balls, opened up for him on his ‘Fuzzy Wuzzy Swallows Breast – In Public’ tour. Speaking of Massive Balls, I can’t find any of our songs.  I have them on […]

BJ and the Beer

| July 25, 2010

Ohnay Ouchkay Oodaytay. My power is out.

Zsa Zsa

| July 24, 2010

Zsa Zsa Gabor is in critical condition. Once again, a nation asks – she’s still alive?

So Much for Updates

| July 23, 2010

There’s another couch in the pouch, but since we’re probably not doing one this weekend, I’m saving it for Sunday. Here’s the place I get my F-Body parts: Third Gen Ranch

Aggressive Couch 31: You Wanted It, Now Eat It!

| July 18, 2010

Wii Fisting

God Endorses Senatorial Candidate

| July 15, 2010

“…Sharron Angle, Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate from Nevada, has been endorsed by the Lord Almighty himself. In political circles, this is known as a “good get.”” Robert J. Elisberg A New Angle on God’s Plan

Cold enough for you?

| July 14, 2010

I hate getting sick in the middle of summer.