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Aggressive Couch Segment #12: Masturbating and Cell Phones

| October 18, 2010

A special this week – two short segments instead of one long one!  First – why aren’t there designated whack-off areas in malls and like that?  Secondly, smartphones have brought assholeism to a new level.  This is especially relevant this week since Dave is an asshole just bought his first smartphone. Also, aside from […]

Aggressive Couch Remote Demo

| August 8, 2010

The Aggressive Couch, brought to you today via Skip, Skype’s illegitimate half-brother. This is a test to see if podcasting over thntrntEIEE is possible.  Seriously, don’t listen to this.  Well, alright, go ahead.  You must be even more bored than we are. Also, presenting The Sitfasts – And So it Swings! Feel free to […]

Aggressive Couch 32: Friend to All

| July 26, 2010

Today, a special guest dropped by today!  Fuzzy Wuzzy, washed up singer from the 80s and merry prankster dropped by.  Our old band, Massive Balls, opened up for him on his ‘Fuzzy Wuzzy Swallows Breast – In Public’ tour. Speaking of Massive Balls, I can’t find any of our songs.  I have them on […]