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Is That a Bonga

| March 31, 2014

Is that a day? Is that a boat! Well, I need to go nap and make a list of all the things I need to do this week, from burning trees, to tying up bushes, to gutting my Camaro, to checking Spike’s bolts.

They Can’t Find Out My Plans for the Cheese Factory

| March 30, 2014

Well, I beat 1 car Two days, two 2nd place finishes. And now you must sleep. Here, take these kittens. They go down smoother if you lather them up! Er, yes. I don’t have anything to write, so I’m just typing random shit in the hope that it might seem funny. After three beers, she’ll […]

I’m Getting Beheaded in the Morning

| March 29, 2014

God, I need a nap. May I sleep curled up next to the wood chipper?

Meats Away

| March 28, 2014

I will be gone this weekend, gadding about and violating reindeer.

The Dangers of Counterfeit Lego

| March 27, 2014

The guy that played drums on that is dead.

Pan from Pughkeepsie

| March 26, 2014

I am watching A Red Green Christmas, and it’s not July!

Splatterpuss

| March 25, 2014

If I don’t wash dishes soon I’ll be forced to eat cat food from the CAN.

Is That A Porpoise

| March 24, 2014

The guy from Gwar is dead. I didn’t know he was Canadian! This is yet another “Are you as shallow as me?” things. Are you? Well, you soon will be.

Bat Boy! At the YLT!

| March 23, 2014

I saw Bat Boy at the York Little Theater last night. It was OK. Bland plot that served only to link together some truly funny dialog. Sufficiently quirky. I’d reccommennnd it, especially the leading bat. Still a few days left to see it! I also ran into a former co-worker there. He wasn’t in the […]

Red Rubber Dong by the You Know What Band

| March 21, 2014

Is it true that water tastes better after you boil it in water?