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Comén ze Here, Flossy

| February 29, 2012

Big, big week at the Couch this week. I just got done uploading a slightly different mix of Hyndragia Burger and a new version of Lizard Lullabye. Sure to rock your cocks off!

Found a toaster

| February 28, 2012

I found a toaster. This toaster is broke. Should I toast with toaster. No, it is broken. But, what is broken only to fixed. Yet again the mainline reasoning beyond all these points. Is a simple solution left only to tuxedo labs.

Werewolf party at Ted’s house

| February 27, 2012

It was the monster mash. The invites have been sent out. The RSVP’s accounted for. The blood dripping from the walls. The paper towels to clean up after the zombies. But, yet Ted felt incomplete. He thought to himself “Did I buy enough chips? Get enough blood for the vamps?”. Ted frantically paced back and […]

A Symbol of our Chicken Nuggets

| February 27, 2012

Uh, Harry wanted me to upload this. Ride Don’t ask.

The First Person to Make A “Nice Beaver” Joke Gets Excommunicated

| February 26, 2012

Hardware Canucks convinced me to buy an AMD A8-3870K “bird processor”. Llano llano!

Five Things That Prove Crayfish Ballet is Doomed

| February 24, 2012

Do I build my Gibson SG in a way that will sell… or build it the way I want?

Stays Crunchy in Concrete

| February 23, 2012

I bought a set of these for my Camaro. They are called “Tires”. Always buy the best tires you can afford, and inflate them until they explode.

The Return of Garlic Decline

| February 22, 2012

This may be my finest moment. Yes, we got into techno-industrial in a big way, and have produced our magnum penguin – the industrial remix of Hydrangia! I also included the ‘normal’ mix for you pussies.

Penetration: This Just In

| February 21, 2012

I didn’t even listen to the stuff we recorded today yet. I decided to order some crap from a certain web store I frequent, had $250 in my “shopping cart”, and it wouldn’t let me buy it because I couldn’t remember my password. So I emptied my cart in disgust. Why I even had to […]

And Now Time For Politics

| February 20, 2012

Calibrate your monitor for accurate colors you say?