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Aggressive Couch 98 – Mayonnaise Cake

| November 28, 2022

Here is Aggressive Couch 98: Mayonnaise Cake This month on the Couch, it’s the worst songs to strip to, Goat Simulator 3 time, Taylor Swift vs Ticketmaster, AI art, and people who livestream in boring places GET ON THE COUCH TRAIN!!!

Reviews of Movies I Haven’t Seen: Hell Fest

| September 30, 2018

Hell Fest is a documentary about the annual Misfits fan convention in Colby, Kansas. Colby is not all that big, so there’s only about 5 fans of the band. Well, actually, about half of the teenagers in Colby walk around with Misfits shirts on – it’s just that only 5 people in the town realize […]

Reviews of Movies I Haven’t Seen: The Darkest Minds

| August 10, 2018

In the Darkest Minds, an ethnically diverse cast of teenagers go to the woods. This would ordinarily be the setup for a slasher flick, but since the kids are too young to fuck, it turns into more of a teenage ‘Seinfeld’ thing, with angst replacing the comedy. The movie starts out in the underlit variety […]

Movie Review: Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

| July 21, 2018

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again is the latest in the recent trend of big budget all-star fishing movies. Wow! Let’s say it delivers big-time. It’s the best fishing movie since ‘Dad Takes a Fishing Trip’.

Review: Jurassic World, Fallen Kingdom

| July 4, 2018

This is one fantastic movie. It tells the heart warming story of dinosaurs fighting to save the lives of a wily band of humans from a vengeful volcano. A definite must see!

Benji – C.R.A.C.K. U.S.A.

| February 16, 2018

Now this is my idea of a Benji movie. Little-loved when it was released back in the 80’s, this film is non-stop action. Granted, it’s kind of in the ‘so bad it’s good’ camp. Total camp. And yes, the ‘idiot cop’ gets bitten in the nuts – twice! Once by Benji, and once by the […]

The Year in Movie Reviews

| January 1, 2018

I didn’t watch any movies this year so I’ll review some You Tube channels. Great Scott!: I kind of resent this channel for being so popular Big Clive: He is really tall! Classic Game Room: I have a TI-99 +4A too The Shadow’s Nose: I never knew Germans don’t have root beer Randy Shartiger: Great […]

Reviews of Horror Movies I Haven’t Seen

| December 28, 2017

The Shining: Really well respected. I haven’t seen it, but I did see the Simpsons parody. Does this still count as unseen? Killer Klowns from Outer Space: The theme song is okay, but the Dickies have done so much better. I don’t wanna watch this movie. Clowns don’t scare me, and I suspect that people […]

Movies I Haven’t Seen 3: Christmas 2

| December 23, 2017

Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny: So bad it’s good or so bad it’s bad? I usually don’t like things like this The Ref: Norr says it’s great. Our tastes overlap a lot Ernest Saves Christmas: I like Ernest in small doses. VERY small doses. No way am I sitting through a feature length […]

More Christmas Movies That I Haven’t Seen Reviews

| December 21, 2017

Elf: I generally don’t like this sort of asinine humor. The guy who stars in it just doesn’t do anything for me. I don’t remember his name. Nightmare Before Christmas: My sister liked it. It has ‘cult film’ written all over it. Cooper’s Christmas: Peter Keleghan is in this. I like Peter Keleghan! Die Hard: […]