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| March 31, 2015

Random update: My Koss PortaPro headphones rock!

Endorsement of Slavery??!?

| March 30, 2015

I Am This Close To Doing Something That Will Be Hilarious In Hindsight

| March 28, 2015

Ok, I got my new entry card for the mini-storage, then I had to run dad out to the mechanics. When I went there today, I found that my locker was still locked with all the previous tenant’s stuff inside. FUCK! In other news, the “recommended” program I got to transfer my data from my […]

Woogah Woogah

| March 27, 2015

I got my new gate pass for the mini storage place today. They weren;t upset, they just charged me $10 for a new card, and that was that. Ok, back on track. As long as I don’t think too hard about how I signed up exactly one month ago today and still haven’t been able […]

March Madnesss!

| March 26, 2015

NCAA rules prevent me from calling this March Madness, so our Squishy basketball tournament will be called Motherfucker Madness.

With A Water Wafer

| March 25, 2015

A Turtle’s Second Easter is coming up, and he wants a 747. Oh, I long for the days when all he wanted was another five copies of “Munch Man” and a good noogie.

Humping Is Such Sweet Swallow

| March 24, 2015

I have taken up modeling again. It’s time to stop hyper-sexualizing pre-pubescent girls – let’s start sexualizing bald middle-aged fat guys! Oh yes… (rubs bald head)…. Actually, I am modeling return loss and the time domain response of a board-mounted coax connector. He he, I said “mount”.

Larry, You Can Hear Me, Right?

| March 23, 2015

I logged in to You Tube to watch avideo, and they ran an unskippable Geico commercial in front of it! Which is odd, because the video I wanted to see was a Geico commercial.

Hats Off To The Guitar Couch!

| March 22, 2015

I updated the Guitar Couch again! More Japanese oddness.

Sump is So Sumpy You Can Flush It

| March 20, 2015

The huge mountain of snow in the front yard had almost melted! Fortunately, it snowed some more today. I went and scraped a bunch of snow off the grass to re-pile it some.