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Big Top Mussolini

| January 31, 2012

I painted my Epiphone More Paul tonight. I think it needs more coats, but I was hungry and I had to fix dinner and eat before the band came over. The bass player is vegan and probably wouldn’t appreciate me eating a flaming goat carcass in front of him.

We Buiult this City on Rabbit’s!

| January 29, 2012

Up next is the newer vbersion of Starship. Not 100% happy. I had to tighten up the drums, the bass, and the guitar. It was almost impossible because evrything bled onto each other, so I’d get weird echos and shit. Should we stop recording live and overdub everything like we did at Whats His Face’s?

A review

| January 28, 2012

Alright, at a birthday party for a friend. This was at a local social club. So, the club is smokey and has a cover band. The band’s name is “headshot”. After hearing them. You may be asking for one. They primarily cover songs up to the 90’s. One of the covers was another cover. ” […]

Game Genie Found Dead

| January 27, 2012

Breaking News: Game Genie found dead. Authorities reported that they have found Game Genie dead in his apartment. No word on how he died has been announced. Made popular during the days of NES game system. Game Genie used his powers to help gamers cheat. After years of success. He found himself alone as the […]

Hot Dog W/O ketchup

| January 27, 2012

I can remember liking hot dogs as a kid. But, not anymore.

No Song 3

| January 26, 2012

I’m not uploading the latest in “Lizard Lullaby”. Why? I hate you all! Or, maybe it didn’t turn out. Still. Good practice.

New! Mice! Stays Crunchy in Water!

| January 25, 2012

Here it is – the first song mixed on the big bad monitor lizards. Mice Ong! Maybe I should call it The Ornithopter instead. Kinda fits in with our other obscure hard to remember Harry never sent me a list of song titles.

Canada in a Coma

| January 24, 2012

One of our Asian compatriots designed and had built a $1000 test fixture, but we couldn’t use it. So I made one out of a $20 clamp and some carpet tape. Side by side, you’d think mine was the crappy Chinese knock off.

Asking Apelee: Football Sunday

| January 23, 2012

Dear Apelee, Yesterday during the football game. A friend of mine brought a roast for us to chew on. But, he fell down the steps and broke his leg. We left him there during the games. Then he was still there this morning. He kept crying and yelling for help. I dropped him off at […]

Spring is Officially OVER

| January 19, 2012

What do you guys think of this version of Pseudo so far? I think the toms are too loud.