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Have a Heavy Christman

| July 30, 2015

I bought a Logitech thumbwheel mouse replacement thing. What are they called? Trackballs? Centipede controller is what it is.

Here Lies Aardvark

| July 29, 2015

Work continues apace on the “Zee Ray”. I wish the PCB layout tool I have to use at work didn’t suck quite so hard.

Welcome To The Turkish Figs

| July 28, 2015

House is on market soon! Good, because the ones I want to buy keep being sold.

Dry Speak and Spell

| July 24, 2015

Motley Crue is retiring at the end of the year. (Sorry, I mean Motléy Crué). And with Mick Mars’ deteriorating health, they might even mean it.

Cookin’ To Go

| July 23, 2015

I listened to The Weirdness by the Stooges again today. I liked it when it came out, and I like it now. Maybe it’s because I wasn’t really expecting anything from it (thereby giving it a fair chance) or maybe it’s because their earlier albums really aren’t that great, either. The first album has NOT […]

Work That Shirt

| July 21, 2015

Realtor was at house today. Seems to think I can sell it for $50k. I think anything over fifty cents would be over-paying but hey, not my problem.

Quacker Upp!

| July 20, 2015

If you’re like me, you enjoy spending your warm summers evenings inside. I have been playing Amazing Frog. It’s not Goat Simulator, but it’ll do. I just got ated by a shark!

We Love Your Butt

| July 19, 2015

I mopped the floor of my house today! Now, I bet half of you are thinking that this must be the first time I’ve mopped it in the ten years I’ve owned it. The other half of you are snarkily saying “he must be setting up a lame joke about this not being the first […]

Tupperwear Party

| July 17, 2015

I called the realtor today. Actually, I drove there. You know who my realtor will be? Adam Savage! Er, Flinchbaugh.

Swashbuckling Mushroom

| July 16, 2015

I was going to link to this guy’s blog earlier in the week, but he hadn’t updated in a few days. It’d be just my luck that I’d link to it just before it disappeared (re:Beavis Audio). But he’s just posted something again so here we go! LET OPC PROCEED! J.G. Two Land!