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The Cousin of 91 Degrees Is….

| August 31, 2014

MM and I went to somebody’s family reunion today.  We took our child, C. Turtle, the life-sized Squishable sea turtle. Photos when I get them.

Stuffing Every Hole

| August 30, 2014

Dinosaur Dracula’s Halloween Countdown has started!

Sued by Marvin the Martian

| August 29, 2014

I am thinking of buying a guitar synth. Which model of guitar synth has the worst ‘gliches’, and how would one go about intentionally triggering them?

Wow! Major Pop

| August 28, 2014

Did you know that there’s NEW EPISODES of Pop-Up Video on VH-1? Did you know VH-1 was still on the air? Do you even remember what a music video is?

Green Donuts. What Would That Be, Mint?

| August 27, 2014

I kicked caffeine last month. I stayed off it for 3 weeks. Yep, no fucking difference. I started drinking it again.

Through Hole J-Fets

| August 26, 2014

I need to cut the grass, but today is Christmas 8. You know what they say, “You Don’t Have to Cut The Grass Until You Get a Letter from the Township.”

Hessian Hesh’n

| August 24, 2014

Apparently, my idea of a “complete install kit” and Crutchfield’s idea of a “complete install kit” are not the same thing. Up yours, Billy Crutchfield!

Old Computers, You Are A Cruel Mistress

| August 22, 2014

No sooner did I find a Texas Instruments TI 99/4a in MM’s basement than the RF modulator was missing! And that sentence made little sense. Yore Welcome.

William Shockley, Private Eye

| August 21, 2014

The Impala seems to be getting better gas mileage than Spike ever did. Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Countdown to Marshmallow

| August 20, 2014