Fried Brian
Dave | November 30, 2011
I can’t think of anything to post today, so here is a list of fictional cats. Enjoy!
Dave | November 30, 2011
I can’t think of anything to post today, so here is a list of fictional cats. Enjoy!
Dave | November 28, 2011
Get out the Amiga and plagiarize Henry Gibson! It’s Cyberpunk Monday! And we can’t be more excited. I don’t think there’s going to be a Couch tonite. Maybe. Keepin’ ’em peeled.
Dave | November 27, 2011
Anybody caught putting on spark plug wires without using a shitload of dielectric grease should be shot on sight.
Dave | November 26, 2011
What a great start to the holiday season! Violence was up over 3% compared to last year. Let’s see the breakdown in stats: +2.02% tramplings +1.7% ‘last item’ tug of war +3.1% pepper spraying +1.375¼% guitars smashed over heads (due to the El Kabong remake rumors?) +0.5% Assault with a friendly weapon The only downside […]
Norr | November 25, 2011
I never thought would come to this. But, Crow 2 has been surpassed as the worst movie. The new title holder belongs to ” Fast Five”. I know what your thinking. ” How is this possible?”. I will give it credit. The first 10 minutes started out alright. But, the rest is just a example […]
Dave | November 25, 2011
Today and this weekend only, apply for your free Aggressive Fisting lessons from the great master of fisting, Harry C. Pharisee. Maybe I shouldn’t make fun of ol’ Harry though. He is our biggest fan.
Norr | November 24, 2011
Dear Apelee, I was asked to get a Turkey for Thanksgiving. But, I bought a chicken instead. Will anyone notice? Thanks, Hillmonger Hillmonger, I am sure no one will notice you idiot. Apelee
Dave | November 21, 2011
First day at my new job. Seems about the same.
Dave | November 19, 2011
I hooked my phone up to my Regal’s car stereo today! It was constructed modularly – you know, the CD player and the tape player were separate, self contained units. So I cut wires 5 and 7 and soldered on a 1/8″ cable with a plug on the end. The cable just dangles limply at […]
Norr | November 18, 2011
I spilled my soup