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Where’s The Hang Glider?

| August 31, 2015

Not sure what to have for dinner. Slumgullion or cold cereal?

The Trouble with Terabits

| August 28, 2015

Has Cee Turtle developed a urine fetish? Eww.

Scratch Alkaline

| August 26, 2015

My poor little troll died TWICE in some damn cave because of bugs in the private server. It’s a good thing I’m getting bored with this game. For the third time.

I Can’t Find My Pants

| August 25, 2015

My bike riding has gotten better! I rode farther than I ever have! I even went out onto the main road! And then a car passed me and I got scared, so it’s back into the development where the speed limit is only 15.

Frostbowl Handypants

| August 24, 2015

I need a 1988 Pontiac Fiero, a 4.9 liter Cadillac V8, a smooth stretch of road, and Hall and Oates Greatest Hits on cassette.

Titty Bears

| August 23, 2015

A 3 stage model of Gamera! http://www.shrineofgamera.com/showa_gamera.html

Trying for FUCHSIA Baby

| August 21, 2015

I have partaken of the lovely art of lawn-mo-wing. The front yard only. But I did bike around the block!

Trying For Teal Baby

| August 20, 2015

Ok, TODAY I sent the final board files out for quote AGAIN. Meanwhile, in the basement, something munches.

Feel Like Makin’ Waffles

| August 19, 2015

I’ve accidentally been violating copyright law by playing Wow on a private server. But I may have to quit. It’s starting to feel like work. That’s why I quit 6 years ago in the first place. Damn, WOTLK sucks.

My Name Is Breakdancin’ Earl

| August 18, 2015

When I was in elementary school, breakdancing was king. Did I ever mention that I saw Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo in the theater? It wasn’t bad, just mis-timed. Well, actually, it was bad, but no worse than any other low-budget flick rushed out to cash in on a passing fad. If you watch it with […]