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Aliens on my Tail

| January 29, 2016

Tomorrow, we go to Clyde Peeling’s Reptile Land!

New Rear Window

| January 27, 2016

Where are the winslows? Not the people, the little worm candies.

Cyborg Wannabe

| January 26, 2016

Just got back from the Caustic Bumper Babies conference. It sucked being stuck in a hotel in San Francisco at company expense while 2 feet of snow fell at home.

Caustic Humpburgers

| January 19, 2016

It is apparent that the luxury trailer is not for us, nor is the rustic downtown condo. I hope they accept our offer on the third place! Do you think $259k is too high? I don’t!

An Extra Blankie

| January 17, 2016

We are looking at a new house. Here are the potentials! 263 Key West Blvd: $183k buys this elegant luxury manufactured home in downtown historic Carlisle. Get your ‘trailer-full of flavor’ every time you light up! Comes with a free old dog and a pouch of tobacco. 2118N 4th St: Only $279k for this charming, […]

Brand New Humpers

| January 15, 2016

Classic games arcade!

This Is Why! This Is Why!

| January 14, 2016

Life is a big adventure. Did you know that beagles make good pets? I’m starting to regret only using them for comic relief.

Penguin Lust

| January 11, 2016

Well, somebody must have moved my business meeting up by a week without telling me!

Fists of Cicada

| January 10, 2016

How Many Tires? 100?

| January 9, 2016

Going to see Cindy Circle today. Oh, excuse me – Thindy Thircle.