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Movies I Haven’t Seen 3: Christmas 2

| December 23, 2017

Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny: So bad it’s good or so bad it’s bad? I usually don’t like things like this The Ref: Norr says it’s great. Our tastes overlap a lot Ernest Saves Christmas: I like Ernest in small doses. VERY small doses. No way am I sitting through a feature length […]


| November 19, 2015

Uhm, who wants to go first?

Power Mold

| June 8, 2015

Boring Dream week continues! Last night, I dreamed that I was having a sleep study done. The doctor performing it was Kieron Gillen. After the test, I went into the parking lot. The place where I work was on fire! I started spraying it with a garden hose. I thought I had saved my car […]

Worrying In My Mighty Incisors

| June 2, 2015

Gun shops around here are strange. I got my first shotgun at the age of five. No joke. I’m from West Virginia. You know what they call a sporting goods store in West Virginia? A sporting goods store. For instance, if Bob wants to open a gun shop, it would be named “Bob’s Sporting Goods.” […]

Orlando Bloom’s Hand Made Quilts

| April 20, 2015

It’s getting harder and harder to write posts on the Couch now that I’ve completely cut myself off from the news. Excelsior!

No Wonder We Couldn’t Think of More…

| February 21, 2015

At the Mensa party today, we were trying to think of famous people who died from autoerotic asphyxiation. We got David Carradine and Michael Hutchence.  Recognize anybody else on this list? I don’t.

A Word From Our Sponsors

| February 19, 2015

Supper Bowl?

| January 31, 2015

So the Super Bowl is tomorrow, right? Time for me to post the boring story of how little a shit I give about football! I’m not looking for pity, but I need to throw this out there. It sucks being the guy who’s not into football. Nobody in their right mind would intentionally choose to […]

This Political Correctness Crap is a Bunch of Manarchy

| January 27, 2015

It’s good to see people finally waking up the fact that political correctness is just another way of being right-wing.

Couch Breaks Christmas Silence

| December 28, 2014

I wasn’t going to update until after New Years, but I have to tell you about this. UNBELIEVABLE fights break out in the food courts of malls in Tennessee and Chicago. Police were called! You have no idea the amount of joy this brings into my life.       I’ll leave it up to […]