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Birds Mating in my Hair

| April 29, 2016

Sorry, I’ve been busy doing stuff. OPC!

Fork the Tattoo

| April 22, 2016

I had an idea for a post and I forget what it was!

Stick to your Bibs

| April 20, 2016

Ordered the new door handles for the Focus! Now hopefully the driver’s side doesn’t break like the passenger side did before they get here!

The Best Part Is The Radioactivity

| April 18, 2016

Can you believe that the Focus is going to cost me a whole $3.60 more in insurance, every six months?

Crampus

| April 17, 2016

It’s My Party, Focurt

| April 15, 2016

Decided not to trade Grimace for the Focus. Gonna sell him outright to Doughboy, who’ll crush him! I feel that Grimace is just unsafe and dangerous to drive. Except when I was driving it to work that one month. Besides, who wants to spend $50 on a power steering hose, anyway?

Banannas and Creamm

| April 14, 2016

Going to possibly trade in Grimace, the purple Impala, tomorrow. Maybe get a Ford Focus.

Oh, Iron Butterfly!

| April 12, 2016

The Fourteen Most Hilarious Fatal Auto Accidents in Minnesota History

| April 8, 2016

Today, we stop ferrying so much damn stuff to the house and just focus on packing stuff.

The Top 10 Most Unnecessary Stab Wounds in the NFL

| April 6, 2016

The weather is… well, not quite so damn cold. I still have my dad’s van. I haven’t hurt myself or broken anything yet. So let’s get packing! Right after I finish watching Classic Game Room.