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Supper Bowl?

| January 31, 2015

So the Super Bowl is tomorrow, right? Time for me to post the boring story of how little a shit I give about football! I’m not looking for pity, but I need to throw this out there. It sucks being the guy who’s not into football. Nobody in their right mind would intentionally choose to […]

Why would any want to watch at home?

| January 4, 2014

Asking Apelee: Football Sunday

| January 23, 2012

Dear Apelee, Yesterday during the football game. A friend of mine brought a roast for us to chew on. But, he fell down the steps and broke his leg. We left him there during the games. Then he was still there this morning. He kept crying and yelling for help. I dropped him off at […]

Aggressive Couch 42: This Will Get Done

| November 24, 2010

It’s Turkey day! Get out your fez and get the taser(c)! This album doesn’t suck, but it can’t leave soon enough. Companies are selling College athletes when you see that the thing you really can go to the mall in blackface.

Aggressive Couch: 40 oz

| November 8, 2010

Drink your Couch today!