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A Very Bagel Sunday, Part 3

| November 26, 2014

And now, the thrilling conclusion of A Very Bagel Sunday. Read Part 1! And Part 2! Scene 8 – The Chase Scene Al and Charley’s car. Somewhere on the road to Bagel, Texas. Al: We did it! Charley: Wait, I see headlights behind us. Al (looking back): It’s Chief Boyardee and the Campbell’s Soup Kids! […]

A Very Bagel Sunday, Part 2

| November 25, 2014

Read part 1 here! Scene 5 – The Prom. Everyone is heading there. Ronald McDonald and Grimace are already inside. The police are ready for anything. Grimace: Ronald, you didn’t have to beat those little kids to death. Ronald: When you let the air out of the balls, that’s it! Grimace: But that little girl […]

A Very Bagel Sunday, Part 1

| November 24, 2014

Al Capone and Charley Luciani want to take over the bagel market, but aren’t sure of their butter resources. Bob Lender is in their way and always stops them. Scene 1 – Al and Charley’s hideout in Bagel, Texas. They are discussing their plans to take over the bagel market Al (to Charley): I can’t […]

It’s about to get sexy

| September 8, 2012

Although, the first official game of the NFL was on Wednesday night. Sunday, really marks the start. What can we look forward to this season? I will give you a rundown of things to look for and be excited for. Blatant Homo Eroticism Although, you could argue that the WWE leads this category. But, nothing […]