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The Deer Hunter

| September 30, 2015

Bagged my first deer of the season! Ran over it on Moore’s Mountain Road, just north of Siddonsburg Road. No damage to Grimace, unfortunately.

One Of Those Holy Grails….

| September 29, 2015

I found it. The Joan Jett / Sex Pistols version of “I Love Rock ‘n Roll!” I like the Blackhearts version better. It’s odd – at the end of the song, I was half expecting it to go into “Two Tickets to Paradise” by Eddie Money. Amazing how hearing an old song for the first […]

Soon To Be Named “Guardian Of The Spork”

| September 28, 2015

I bought a guitar! It doesn’t work! But that’s ok – it’s a ‘project guitar’!

Solitary Menstruation

| September 27, 2015

My girlfriend is talking to a stuffed turtle, asking if he’d fit into the “pooch pouch”. He wants a “turtle pouch”.

Devils and Grits

| September 25, 2015

I went almost 3 whole days without caffeine! But my ears still rang and I felt like crap. So I went back on it.

Smoking Crack, Making Friends

| September 23, 2015

Tonight, I dine on a loverly meal of cold cereal.

Fermented Moss Man

| September 21, 2015

I have an offer on the house. Let’s go trash it!

Breaking TPE News!

| September 20, 2015

4/5 of the great manic pop band That Petrol Emotion have formed a new band and released a new album! The Everlasting Yeah

Just Watch It!

| September 18, 2015

Spiced Walrus Wafers

| September 17, 2015

We had pizza at work. There was some left over because I didn’t eat a slice of every single pizza, and there are usually 6 or 7! In fact, I should have skipped the bacon pizza. Why does bacon on a pizza taste like total ass?